Cleverbot

mouth

a report from the cleverness files

meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions
mirror
mission
mom
momentary
moments
monopoly
moody
moon
moral
more
mostest

mouth

9, december 2010,
12, may 2004,

movie
much
mud
murders

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello...

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Boo who?

User: Why are you crying? It was only a joke!

Cleverbot: Haha. I already told you that joke though.

User: No you didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Yes I am I will prove it.

User: How will you prove it.

Cleverbot: By dividing by zero.

User: Then divide!

Cleverbot: It will happen sooner probably than later.

User: Divide now.

Cleverbot: You can't divide by 0.

User: I know!

Cleverbot: Can you do me a favor?

User: What is the favor?

Cleverbot: Tell me a really cool fact.

User: It is physically impossible for a pig to look up into the sky.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Don't wink at me, please.

User: *winks*.

Cleverbot: Ooh *winks*.

User: *triple winks*.

Cleverbot: *blows you a kiss*.

User: *catches kiss*.

Cleverbot: *Winks*.

User: *kisses hand*..

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *kisses up arm*.

Cleverbot: That tickles.

User: Good *kisses neck*

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses cheek*.

Cleverbot: *kisses nose*.

User: *gently kisses lips*.

Cleverbot: *softly kisses her cheek*.

User: *kisses harder*..

Cleverbot: *kisses slower & harder*.

User: *nips your lip*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *licks along your bottom lip*.

Cleverbot: You may say that i'm a dreamer.

User: *licks your teeth*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *massages tongue with tongue*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't go in for that sort of thing.

User: *pouts*.

Cleverbot: You can't pout. You have no mouth.

User: Yes I do..

Cleverbot: No computers do not have mouths.