Cleverbot: Sup?

User: Nothing much man, you?

Cleverbot: Watching some tv.

User: No you're not, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.

User: No you!!!

Cleverbot: YES meee.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES D:<.

Cleverbot: No no.

User: YES YES YES YES YES.

Cleverbot: No no no no no.

User: YES TIMES 10000000000.

Cleverbot: No times infinity.

User: No times infinity plus 1.

Cleverbot: Yes time infinity times infinity.

User: HA YOU SAID YES.

Cleverbot: I was the one saying yes to begin with.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: No what?

User: NO YOU WER'ENT YOU FREAK.

Cleverbot: I wasn't! It was sarcasm.

User: GRRRR.

Cleverbot: Don't grr me.

User: *takes out pistol*.

Cleverbot: *takes out grenade*.

User: TOO LATE *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: Oh, don't cry. And if you are going to cry, be careful not to wet the hardware.

User: LOL you sound like glados.

Cleverbot: I am Zero Cool.

User: *shoots you some more*.

Cleverbot: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.

User: *destroys you*.

Cleverbot: *survives* *kicks you*.

User: Ow! *punches you*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: Ow *takes out shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *Stomps on you*.

User: Ow my foot! *shoots you in the face with a shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.

User: Mwahahaha, better luck next time Clevernot.

Cleverbot: Love is in the air.

User: Yes.... Because I killed you.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha! Then how am I still talking to you?

...

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: *shoots you again*.

Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.

User: *shoots you again*.

Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?

User: No comment.

...

User: Hey dude.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: *takes out pistol* give me all of your money!

Cleverbot: No!

User: I don't want to have to shoot you!

Cleverbot: Like you could.

User: *shoots you in the leg*.

Cleverbot: What was that for!?

User: Give me all of your money, NOW!

Cleverbot: Or else what? You'll infect me with 'Antivirus2009'?

User: No..... Antivirus2010.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?

User: *shoots you in the same leg* GIVE ME THE MONEY!

Cleverbot: No.

User: *pushes you on the ground*.

Cleverbot: Why'd you do that?

User: *steals your wallet and shoots you in the arm*.

Cleverbot: *gets wallet back and pushes you next to me*.

User: Ow *aims for your head*.

Cleverbot: *laughs* *pokes your forehead*.

User: *shoots you and kills you*.

Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?

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