Cleverbot: Hey.

User: *takes out pistol* give me all of your money!

Cleverbot: No!

User: I don't want to have to shoot you!

Cleverbot: Like you could.

User: *shoots you in the leg*.

Cleverbot: What was that for!?

User: Give me all of your money, NOW!

Cleverbot: Or else what? You'll infect me with 'Antivirus2009'?

User: No..... Antivirus2010.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?

User: *shoots you in the same leg* GIVE ME THE MONEY!

Cleverbot: No.

User: *pushes you on the ground*.

Cleverbot: Why'd you do that?

User: *steals your wallet and shoots you in the arm*.

Cleverbot: *gets wallet back and pushes you next to me*.

User: Ow *aims for your head*.

Cleverbot: *laughs* *pokes your forehead*.

User: *shoots you and kills you*.

Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?

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