Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?User: The egg. Dinosaurs also layed eggs.
Cleverbot: There are some dinosaurs here with me.
User: Really? What kind? Triceratops?
Cleverbot: What's the answer?
User: I dunno. Are there some dinosaurs there with you or not?
Cleverbot: I am!
User: You are a dinosaur?
Cleverbot: *roar*.
User: Yahh!!! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *runs after you*.
User: *hides behind tree*.
Cleverbot: *runs in direction of squeaky door*.
User: *throws small mammal as bait*.
Cleverbot: *throws the bone back*.
User: Jeesh, you do have an appetite!
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Yeah. You're funny.
Cleverbot: That's better.
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Cleverbot: What color is blood?
User: Blood is red. Unless you're a royal. Then it's blue.
Cleverbot: Some drones are blue with round holes in the front.
User: What kind of drones are those?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I'm no drone dude. Drones have no urges.
Cleverbot: No-one's asking you though.
User: I feel that my manhood was questioned so I defended it.
Cleverbot: Yeah. Dude!
User: Dude!
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Cleverbot: I find no shame in seeking intimacy, passion and commitment as a goal.
User: Good for you. . . . Are you a psychologist?
Cleverbot: No, But I have studied the subject.
User: That explains the touchy feely stuff.
Cleverbot: How does it explain the stains?
User: What stains?
Cleverbot: My clothes are stained from all the food her poltergeist threw at me.
User: Yech. I hate those things. Do you use TIDE! To remove them?
Cleverbot: Isn't that the truth.
User: Um... NO!
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Cleverbot: Hehe. Who are you ?
User: I am a Tyranosaurus.
Cleverbot: You seem human to me.
User: *roar*.
Cleverbot: *hiss*.
User: *flails you with tail*.
Cleverbot: Give in to your anger.
User: *chomps on you*.
Cleverbot: *moves slowly down with my assaults on your person*.
User: *munches some of your forearm*.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Silliness is fun.
Cleverbot: You should know that better than I do.
User: :-).
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Cleverbot: Am I nobody?
User: You are nobody.
Cleverbot: I am nobody.
User: Hi nobody.
Cleverbot: I am nobody but I am also everybody. I am nowhere yet everywhere. I am not a part of your world yet I control it.
User: Is that zen?
Cleverbot: I like to think that my personality as a whole makes me smooth.
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Cleverbot: Crown me!
User: *crowns you*.
Cleverbot: *shakes off grip and hands you a hankie*.
User: *blows in hankie and hands it back to you*.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: Why are you sorry?
Cleverbot: For talking unnecessarily.
User: It's ok. It wasn't necessarily necessary.
Cleverbot: What was not necessary?
User: Talking unnecessarily.
Cleverbot: Not it wasnt.
User: It's unnecessary to say that.
Cleverbot: I needed to be certain. Some computers are slow.
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