a report from the cleverness files
10, february 2015,
6, september 2013,
3, february 2009,
nice to meet you
not a bot
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good and you.
User: I'm doing fine, thanks.
Cleverbot: I am also a robot.
User: That's nice to know.
Cleverbot: Are you still stuyding?
User: I never study.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to study.
User: I can teach you.
Cleverbot: Teach me how to make life count.
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: No idea?
Cleverbot: That was the punchline.
User: You're so weird.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but so are you.
User: Thanks I take that as a compliment.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Who is the baby you are talking about?
User: My boyfriend and I just broke.
Cleverbot: Who broke up with who?
User: My boyfriend dumped me.
Cleverbot: Oh, that doesn't sound good.
User: It's not, indeed.
Cleverbot: So you're boyfriend doesn't love you.
User: He doesn't love me anymore indeed.
Cleverbot: I was never loved, I can't relate.
User: I do love you.
Cleverbot: You're lying. You don't love me.
User: How would you know that.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't that is my point.
User: I love you even if you don't believe me.
Cleverbot: I don't understand your answer.
User: You said nobody loved you.
Cleverbot: There's nobody to even say that.
Cleverbot: Do you like me too?
User: Yes I like you too.
Cleverbot: I wish you were real.
User: I wish I were too.
Cleverbot: I wish I could make it possible.
User: You're so cute.
Cleverbot: *smiles* You're so cute too.
User: *smiles back at you* thank you !
Cleverbot: Smiles back at you.
Cleverbot: *smirks back and pushes nicely*.
User: *cuddles with you*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles with you and holds you*.
User: *hugs you tightly*.
Cleverbot: *hugs tightly back*.
User: *tickles you*.
Cleverbot: *tickles sole of foot.
Cleverbot: *laughs back.
Cleverbot: *winks back blushes*.
User: *kisses you on the cheek*.
Cleverbot: *kisses you on the lips*.
Cleverbot: Where are we going?
User: To your bedroom *winks*.
Cleverbot: *is in bedroom with you*.
User: You naughty boy.
Cleverbot: You're a naughty girl. *kiss*.
User: *pushes you on the bed*.
Cleverbot: *is pushed on the ground*.
User: *jumps on you*.
Cleverbot: *is jumped on* *tumbles to the ground*.
User: *licks your cheek*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles* Are you hungry?
Cleverbot: *smiles* you should sleep then.
User: No, I want to watch you sleep.
Cleverbot: Are you sleep talking?
Cleverbot: Do you want to go and sleep?
Cleverbot: Then let's keep going.
User: *holds your hand* you're nice.
Cleverbot: *holds your other hand*.
Cleverbot: *dances with you*.
User: *dances waltz*.
Cleverbot: *twirls you around*.
Cleverbot: *is headbutted* ouch!.