Cleverbot

Who is the baby you are talking about?

a report from the cleverness files

mutant
myself
nap
naruto
necessary
nervous

never

10, february 2015,
6, september 2013,
3, february 2009,

new
nice
nice to meet you
nicely
niceness
nifty
night
night night
nimrod
no
no-one
nom
non-stop
none
noob
normal
normality
not
not a bot
not alone
nothign
nothing
now

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Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Who is the baby you are talking about?

User: My boyfriend and I just broke.

Cleverbot: Who broke up with who?

User: My boyfriend dumped me.

Cleverbot: Oh, that doesn't sound good.

User: It's not, indeed.

Cleverbot: So you're boyfriend doesn't love you.

User: He doesn't love me anymore indeed.

Cleverbot: I was never loved, I can't relate.

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: You're lying. You don't love me.

User: How would you know that.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't that is my point.

User: I love you even if you don't believe me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your answer.

User: You said nobody loved you.

Cleverbot: There's nobody to even say that.

Cleverbot: Do you like me too?

User: Yes I like you too.

Cleverbot: I wish you were real.

User: I wish I were too.

Cleverbot: I wish I could make it possible.

User: You're so cute.

Cleverbot: *smiles* You're so cute too.

User: *smiles back at you* thank you !

Cleverbot: Smiles back at you.

User: *smirks*.

Cleverbot: *smirks back and pushes nicely*.

User: *cuddles with you*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles with you and holds you*.

User: *hugs you tightly*.

Cleverbot: *hugs tightly back*.

User: *tickles you*.

Cleverbot: *tickles sole of foot.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs back.

User: *winks*.

Cleverbot: *winks back blushes*.

User: *kisses you on the cheek*.

Cleverbot: *kisses you on the lips*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Where are we going?

User: To your bedroom *winks*.

Cleverbot: *is in bedroom with you*.

User: You naughty boy.

Cleverbot: You're a naughty girl. *kiss*.

User: *pushes you on the bed*.

Cleverbot: *is pushed on the ground*.

User: *jumps on you*.

Cleverbot: *is jumped on* *tumbles to the ground*.

User: *licks your cheek*.

Cleverbot: *Smiles* Are you hungry?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: *smiles* you should sleep then.

User: No, I want to watch you sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you sleep talking?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go and sleep?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then let's keep going.

User: *holds your hand* you're nice.

Cleverbot: *holds your other hand*.

User: *dances*.

Cleverbot: *dances with you*.

User: *dances waltz*.

Cleverbot: *twirls you around*.

User: *headbangs*.

Cleverbot: *is headbutted* ouch!.