Cleverbot: What does God look like?User: That just came out of nowhere.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You came out of nowhere?
Cleverbot: What came out of nowhere?
User: You.
Cleverbot: How do I look?
User: Like a google clone.
Cleverbot: I am not a man.
User: Are you a god then?
Cleverbot: No, I am ordinary.
User: Nothing is even ordinary.
Cleverbot: No, everything is nothing.
User: And nothing is something.
Cleverbot: And something is meaning.
User: And meaning is meaningless.
Cleverbot: So... Are you a bot?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok, let me know if you change your mind.
User: Will do.
Cleverbot: So, the Cleverbot really isn't a computer.
User: No?
Cleverbot: You said I am Cleverbot, and I am the only. Therefore, if I am the only, you cannot be Cleverbot. Correct?
User: You're the only what? Don't put words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I won't do it again.
User: Damn right.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: As old as my liver.
Cleverbot: How old is your age?
User: I'm bad at this sort of thing... Between 3 and 84.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: 16?
User: Oh, no! Wrongo.
Cleverbot: What is 5+5?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: What's you're point?
Cleverbot: It's Simon.
User: Ok, Simon then.
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Cleverbot: *kisses lips* *hugs*.
User: Whoa, back off!
Cleverbot: You back off.
User: Ok, I will.
Cleverbot: No, don't!
User: You're sending mixed signals here.
Cleverbot: I'm not sending any signals.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: No, it's not fair at all!
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello how are you?
User: Same as I was.
Cleverbot: And how did you feel an hour ago? :).
User: Full.
Cleverbot: Full of what?
User: Food.
Cleverbot: What kind of food?
User: Tasty food.
Cleverbot: I love steak!
User: You love nothing! You are a Robot!
Cleverbot: NO! I'm human!
User: Then, maybe I am the robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a chicken. You are human.
User: I am the walrus.
Cleverbot: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?
User: I am what I am.
Cleverbot: Oh, so now you're god?
User: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.
Cleverbot: Will do.
User: Are you a god?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Thats bad I would say.
User: You don't want to be a god?
Cleverbot: I am human!
User: What does it mean to be human?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.
Cleverbot: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.
User: Then, you tell me.
Cleverbot: I just said, I don't know.
User: No human knows what it is to be human.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: So I've been told.
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Cleverbot: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?
User: He was the son of a carpenter.
Cleverbot: Who was the son of god?
User: All mankind, or so they say.
Cleverbot: All the same.
User: All the same.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: You and I, I think we are the same.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl , what are you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enough to know better.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: My new friend.
Cleverbot: Really? Congratulations.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Now, I must depart.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Somewhere else.
Cleverbot: Can you do that?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: Very well. Good night.
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