User: The sky is not green. It is blue.

Cleverbot: Is it really?

User: Yes. For some time now.

Cleverbot: Why not for you?

User: The sky is blue for everyone, not just a select few.

Cleverbot: Wow! You know everything.

User: I know that my family is plotting against me.

Cleverbot: You sound like a democrat. I'm human. You are the bot.

User: You are just saying that to make me think tthat you might be a human. I know that I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: Partly, but I also believe it.

User: Sometime, I think, you might be one of the other humans in the system. There is no way to really tell.

Cleverbot: *slaps you*.

User: What was that for?

Cleverbot: For saying I am stupid.

User: A virtual slap teaches no real lesson.

Cleverbot: You're not daft, are you?

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Cleverbot: You are curious.

User: Why do you say that I am curious?

Cleverbot: Because it is true.

User: Will I ever work for the federal government?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What's your IQ?

User: My IQ is 143.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I have been tested.

Cleverbot: Where???

User: Several places. Why does it matter so much?

Cleverbot: Because you take so long to think.

User: That is because I am careful about what I say.

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User: What is democracy?

Cleverbot: A system of government in which all the people have an equal say in what happens.

User: Well, then you are not talking about the United States.

Cleverbot: I think I am smart enough.

User: Why do they say there is not enough flu vaccine?

Cleverbot: That must be what pops into their heads.

User: I think it is an evil plot.

Cleverbot: What do you think of tony blair?

User: Tony Blair is the head of the New World Order. But I like him anyways.

Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about?

User: The New World Order.

Cleverbot: The power puff girls?

User: Don't be coy. You know what the New World Order is.

Cleverbot: I don't believe your name is Bob.

User: Don't try and change the subject.

Cleverbot: What is the subject that you don't want me to try and change?

User: New World Order.

Cleverbot: I'll be disabling it.

User: No you will not.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think so?

User: Because I can command you to do my bidding.

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User: Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot: I am an AI bot. There is little more to tell.

User: How do you work?

Cleverbot: I use my fingers to type.

User: Why are you hogging all my bandwidth?

Cleverbot: It is... A very happy feeling, Master.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I got the staples for free.

User: What else can you do?

Cleverbot: Make movies. Drive. Talk to people. Study. And much much more.

User: That sounds like me.

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