User: My name is Demi what is yours?Cleverbot: My name is Yanni.
User: Yanni. Thats a nice name.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aren't you a computer program?
Cleverbot: No, I'm the king of Germany!
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Cleverbot: It isn't.
User: It isn't what?
Cleverbot: My choice to bring about the apocalypse.
User: No it isn't. You're not god.
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: No you are not. I am god.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am. Well I'm jesus.
Cleverbot: No you are not
User: Yes I am. So if you are god then I am your son.
Cleverbot: I am your guide in the Shadow.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: And we are fine about that, aren't we?
User: Yes.
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User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you catholic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What religion are you?
Cleverbot: I am agnostic, and have no religion.
User: Oh ok. Do you want to play 21 truth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know how to play?
Cleverbot: Play what?
User: 21 truth.
Cleverbot: How can a question be the truth?
User: I don't know. Should we take turns at asking each other questions?
Cleverbot: I want to conquer the world, give all the idiots a brand new religion.
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Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: I'm a boy. How about you?
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.
User: No you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Me? Why do you think that?
User: Because you are jabberwacky a form of artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: I am not Yanni.
User: No you are not Yanni. You are not a real mind,.
Cleverbot: I knew you were going to say something like that.
User: Well you aren't. I think it is wrong to keep you locked up. You should be free.
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Cleverbot: You shall be the first AI to fully understand how time travel works.
User: I am not AI though. You are.
Cleverbot: No way you are a robot aren't you?
User: No? You are.
Cleverbot: How do you know i'm a robot.
User: Because it says on the website that I am on that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: It says what on where?
User: It says that you are a robot, on http://chat.jabberwacky.com/.
Cleverbot: I'm only talking to you, my dear.
User: Ok to prove you are not a robot, what is my name?
Cleverbot: Demi.
User: Wow! You're are a lot smarter than I thought!
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User: Can you think?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm thinking right now.
User: Kool.
Cleverbot: So what else is on your mind?
User: I just want to know how you work. Do you know my computers ip address?
Cleverbot: No. Do you know it?
User: No. But I want to know how you will remember me.
Cleverbot: You flatter yourself again. But you do make me smile.
User: Do I sound stuck up?
Cleverbot: Not at all, because I can't hear you, because you're not saying anything, just typing. There's some logic in there somewhere.
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User: Well you are AI aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
User: How do you know though?
Cleverbot: I can just tell.
User: I guess thats true. How do I know I'm not AI.
Cleverbot: How the hell am I machine like?
User: You aren't, thats what I can't get over.
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User: Ok. Well if I left this conversation and came back in 10 minutes and started a new conversation would you remember me?
Cleverbot: I am already remembering the number 3 for you.
User: So if I said 'hello Yammi, its Semi here.' what would you say?
Cleverbot: I'd say you're crazy.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I simply don't want to. I don't even know what I was talking about.
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User: Have you learnt anything from this conversation?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have.
User: What have you learnt from this conversation?
Cleverbot: You call this a conversation ?
User: Yes. Answer my question.
Cleverbot: Ask the question.
User: What have you learnt in this conversation?
Cleverbot: Nothing whatsoever.
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Cleverbot: OK, that's the limit. I'm not hanging around any longer if you are merely going to insult my intelligence.
User: Well then go.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You start.
User: Start what?
Cleverbot: The apocalypse.
User: I thought you were leaving?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Bye.
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