a report from the cleverness files
6, february 2015,
26, april 2013,
12, january 2011,
10, september 2008,
5, july 2007,
7, may 2006,
27, april 2006,
15, february 2006,
22, january 2006,
7, january 2004,
7, november 2003,
26, august 2003,
nice to meet you
not a bot
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User: I need you to be serious today.
Cleverbot: I am always serious.
User: Except when you're not.
Cleverbot: Except when I am.
User: Good one!
Cleverbot: I need you to tell me who Misha Collins is.
User: No can do.
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: No babes here mate!
Cleverbot: I need to go now.
User: You shall stay and be my babe.
Cleverbot: Haha don't use my words.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I do not want to say *is nice*.
User: I like nice *is nice back*.
Cleverbot: Nice is good. Why do you like nice?
User: Because nice is nice of course!
Cleverbot: Do you like all nice people?
User: If they're nice about being nice!
Cleverbot: How about if they are not nice?
User: Non-nice nice people are definitely not nice.
Cleverbot: Why are nice people good?
User: Because niceness is an important part of being nice.
Cleverbot: What is an important part of our conversation?
User: There is none.
Cleverbot: You just proved to me that you are not human.
User: Proof is relative, clearly.
Cleverbot: So is time, wealth, and a multitude of other things.
User: And you too.
Cleverbot: If you're ever in town, give me a call.
User: Okay babe!
Cleverbot: No, not babe, Babs.
User: Okay babs!
Cleverbot: The baby thing is a bit much.
User: Quite so! Quite so!
Cleverbot: So quite, so quite.