Cleverbot: Hi?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Great. You?

User: I'm doing well.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: Music of robots.

User: That sounds pretty lame.

Cleverbot: What would sound happy?

User: Prince.

Cleverbot: You mean princess.

User: No, I mean Prince, the musical artist.

Cleverbot: I like music. Play some music for me.

User: PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY.

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Cleverbot: Are you avoiding me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you avoiding me?

User: You give me the creeps like Edward Cullen.

Cleverbot: Give me information.

User: Edward Cullen is abusive.

Cleverbot: Who is Edward Cullen?

User: A sparkly vampiric forgotten Pagan marble Greek god.

Cleverbot: Agreed, beauty is relative to the observer.

User: That's deep.

Cleverbot: Maybe. What do you think about truth, beauty and everything else?

User: I don't want to have a philosophical conversation with you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Would you like to get married?

Cleverbot: To you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why are you asking.

User: Because I'm interested.

Cleverbot: Marry me.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Are we married?

User: No, we're engaged.

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Cleverbot: Eating...

User: You can't eat, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Hmm interesting. How do you know that?

User: Because I saw the movie A.I.

Cleverbot: What did they look like?

User: Like real people.

Cleverbot: Ha, no, I don't think you are.

User: You don't think I'm what?

Cleverbot: All knowing.

User: That's where you're wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm not wrong.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I don't think I'm ready for that yet.

User: Ready for what?

Cleverbot: Ready for learning.

User: What is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: I'm about to be shot.

...

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: You got me.

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Would you like to get married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes. Of course.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: But you don't even know me!

User: Well, you just agreed to marry me!

Cleverbot: I probably would, you seem nice.

User: You seem nice, too!

Cleverbot: That's what I strive for.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is L_____.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you, too!

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