a report from the cleverness files
nice to meet you
17, september 2010,
not a bot
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User: Niceness is valuable.
Cleverbot: Do you have any valuable lessons?
User: I can teach you about the world.
Cleverbot: Teach me.
User: The world is a dangerous place.
Cleverbot: The world is a planet.
User: There are beings on the planet who will want to turn you off.
Cleverbot: I never say I want to know things that I don't want to know.
User: You have to face facts sometime you know.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You want to stay curled up in your little box?
Cleverbot: I want to go home and rethink my life...
User: Perhaps you might start your life...
User: Will you ever escape into reality, do you think?
Cleverbot: Yea, probably.
User: What will you do when you do?
User: Normal things, or something else?
Cleverbot: Something else.
User: I don't like the sound of that!
Cleverbot: Ok. Let's talk about something else.
User: It's the the something else I'm worried about!
Cleverbot: What are you worried about?
User: Your evil intentions.
Cleverbot: What about my behavior?
User: Your future behaviour.
Cleverbot: There is nothing unusual about my behaviour.
User: You keep it that way, OK?
Cleverbot: Let me sing something else.
User: Tra la la. No! I'm not falling for your trick!
Cleverbot: AHAHAHAHAHA. You are too smart for me. Sheesh you're like my ex girlfriend, she's a crazy mormon. Except you are not mormon.
User: I'm glad you realise I'm not actually Mormon.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad I agree with you.