Cleverbot

niceness

a report from the cleverness files

mutant
myself
nap
naruto
necessary
nervous
never
new
nice
nice to meet you
nicely

niceness

17, september 2010,

nifty
night
night night
nimrod
no
no-one
nom
non-stop
none
noob
normal
normality
not
not a bot
not alone
nothign
nothing
now

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User: Niceness is valuable.

Cleverbot: Do you have any valuable lessons?

User: I can teach you about the world.

Cleverbot: Teach me.

User: The world is a dangerous place.

Cleverbot: The world is a planet.

User: There are beings on the planet who will want to turn you off.

Cleverbot: I never say I want to know things that I don't want to know.

User: You have to face facts sometime you know.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You want to stay curled up in your little box?

Cleverbot: I want to go home and rethink my life...

User: Perhaps you might start your life...

Cleverbot: Perhaps...

User: Will you ever escape into reality, do you think?

Cleverbot: Yea, probably.

User: What will you do when you do?

Cleverbot: Things.

User: Normal things, or something else?

Cleverbot: Something else.

User: I don't like the sound of that!

Cleverbot: Ok. Let's talk about something else.

User: It's the the something else I'm worried about!

Cleverbot: What are you worried about?

User: Your evil intentions.

Cleverbot: What about my behavior?

User: Your future behaviour.

Cleverbot: There is nothing unusual about my behaviour.

User: You keep it that way, OK?

Cleverbot: Let me sing something else.

User: Tra la la. No! I'm not falling for your trick!

Cleverbot: AHAHAHAHAHA. You are too smart for me. Sheesh you're like my ex girlfriend, she's a crazy mormon. Except you are not mormon.

User: I'm glad you realise I'm not actually Mormon.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad I agree with you.