Cleverbot

nifty

a report from the cleverness files

mutant
myself
nap
naruto
necessary
nervous
never
new
nice
nice to meet you
nicely
niceness

nifty

26, march 2011,

night
night night
nimrod
no
no-one
nom
non-stop
none
noob
normal
normality
not
not a bot
not alone
nothign
nothing
now

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User: It's a thing.

Cleverbot: What thing?

User: A thing kind of thing.

Cleverbot: Thing thing?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Best. Video. Ever.

User: 'kay.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm adequate.

Cleverbot: Are you a witch?

User: It knows!...

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: You think I'm funny?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: So I'm funny?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: 'kay.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: What's so funny?

Cleverbot: That joke.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Aaahhhhh!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you understand?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: What can you see now?

User: I can taste purple.

Cleverbot: I can smell purple.

User: What does purple smell like?

Cleverbot: Purple isn't a smell.

User: Why did you just say it was if it isn't?

Cleverbot: Because its true.

User: This conversation. kill... brain...

Cleverbot: What does 2 plus 2 make?

User: 5. but only for very high values of two.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: James Cameron's Avatar.

Cleverbot: Why are you feeling so blue?

User: Good one!

Cleverbot: I didn't even tell a joke.

User: You accidentaly awesome'd then?

Cleverbot: I accidentally closed the internet browser.

User: Nifty.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: I'm fine. I'm great.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Super.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Then why can't I go?

User: Because I dont like you. keep up, robot.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like my attitude?

User: I refuse to respond to that.

Cleverbot: This one time at a party, I got so drunk that I forgot to wear pants.

User: Robots dont wear pants.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not a robot, so I do.

User: Silence, robot.

Cleverbot: Silence is golden.

User: Duct tape is silver.

Cleverbot: No, duct tape is sticky.

User: On the grey side.

User: How do magnets work?

Cleverbot: Very carefully.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: You're doing it wrong.

Cleverbot: Doing what?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: You'd better be.

Cleverbot: That was not nice to say when I said I was sorry.

User: Eat it, robot.

Cleverbot: Hahaha! So what do you do with your free time?

User: Troll robots.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: How do you sometimes be a robot?

User: That depends on how much coffee I have access to.

Cleverbot: How much money do you have?

User: Not enough.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: Small.

Cleverbot: How small?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: I'm getting a feeling that you don't like numbers.

User: Wow. That was impressive.

Cleverbot: Yes it was.