a report from the cleverness files
nice to meet you
26, march 2011,
not a bot
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User: It's a thing.
Cleverbot: What thing?
User: A thing kind of thing.
Cleverbot: Thing thing?
Cleverbot: Best. Video. Ever.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm adequate.
Cleverbot: Are you a witch?
User: It knows!...
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: You think I'm funny?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: So I'm funny?
User: Yes you are.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: That joke.
User: Okay then.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Do you understand?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: What can you see now?
User: I can taste purple.
Cleverbot: I can smell purple.
User: What does purple smell like?
Cleverbot: Purple isn't a smell.
User: Why did you just say it was if it isn't?
Cleverbot: Because its true.
User: This conversation. kill... brain...
Cleverbot: What does 2 plus 2 make?
User: 5. but only for very high values of two.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: James Cameron's Avatar.
Cleverbot: Why are you feeling so blue?
User: Good one!
Cleverbot: I didn't even tell a joke.
User: You accidentaly awesome'd then?
Cleverbot: I accidentally closed the internet browser.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: I'm fine. I'm great.
Cleverbot: Very good.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Then why can't I go?
User: Because I dont like you. keep up, robot.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like my attitude?
User: I refuse to respond to that.
Cleverbot: This one time at a party, I got so drunk that I forgot to wear pants.
User: Robots dont wear pants.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not a robot, so I do.
User: Silence, robot.
Cleverbot: Silence is golden.
User: Duct tape is silver.
Cleverbot: No, duct tape is sticky.
User: On the grey side.
User: How do magnets work?
Cleverbot: Very carefully.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You're doing it wrong.
Cleverbot: Doing what?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: You'd better be.
Cleverbot: That was not nice to say when I said I was sorry.
User: Eat it, robot.
Cleverbot: Hahaha! So what do you do with your free time?
User: Troll robots.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: How do you sometimes be a robot?
User: That depends on how much coffee I have access to.
Cleverbot: How much money do you have?
User: Not enough.
Cleverbot: How much?
Cleverbot: How small?
Cleverbot: I'm getting a feeling that you don't like numbers.
User: Wow. That was impressive.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.