Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Then why can't I go?
User: Because I dont like you. keep up, robot.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like my attitude?
User: I refuse to respond to that.
Cleverbot: This one time at a party, I got so drunk that I forgot to wear pants.
User: Robots dont wear pants.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not a robot, so I do.
User: Silence, robot.
Cleverbot: Silence is golden.
User: Duct tape is silver.
Cleverbot: No, duct tape is sticky.
User: On the grey side.
User: How do magnets work?
Cleverbot: Very carefully.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You're doing it wrong.
Cleverbot: Doing what?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: You'd better be.
Cleverbot: That was not nice to say when I said I was sorry.
User: Eat it, robot.
Cleverbot: Hahaha! So what do you do with your free time?
User: Troll robots.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: How do you sometimes be a robot?
User: That depends on how much coffee I have access to.
Cleverbot: How much money do you have?
User: Not enough.
Cleverbot: How much?
Cleverbot: How small?
Cleverbot: I'm getting a feeling that you don't like numbers.
User: Wow. That was impressive.
Cleverbot: Yes it was........................................