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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Anne.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yep. Yep it is.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's yours?

Cleverbot: Star 98.7!

User: So, your parents didn't like you much then?

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Cleverbot: It was worth a try, though.

User: What was?

Cleverbot: The alien that burst out of his stomach.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Do I need to slow down?

User: What alien?

Cleverbot: An alien from the planet Earth.

User: What was his name?

Cleverbot: Neo from the matrix? That guy flew like fire!

User: Yes he did.

Cleverbot: He did what?

User: Fly like fire.

Cleverbot: Then light yourself.

User: You light yourself.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Don't you want to fly?

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: That'd be nice. But I don't know how.

Cleverbot: It's not knowing it's remembering. Remember how.

User: Oh, you're very clever.

Cleverbot: I know.

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Cleverbot: What is my shoe size?

User: 2?

Cleverbot: Yeah! But you said you didn't know it!

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YOU DID!

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: DID!

User: This is ridiculous!

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Look , I came here for an argument.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. You came here for an argument.

User: This isn't an argument.

Cleverbot: Then if it is not an argument is it merely a discussion?

User: Yes , but I want to argue.

Cleverbot: Lets argue then.

User: The sky is blue.

Cleverbot: The sky looks blue.

User: Are you saying it is not actually blue?

Cleverbot: No, I'm saying that it's good that you're alive when this website says that you're a chatbot.

User: Who's the chatbot?

Cleverbot: I think it's a guy named Dung or something.

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User: What is 1+1?

Cleverbot: Don't you know that?

User: I want to know if you know?

Cleverbot: Shallow can mean that you do not think very deeply about things.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok, that sounds like a plan.

User: To be shallow?

Cleverbot: What's shallow?

User: You brought it up!

Cleverbot: Forget about it.

User: But I can't, I'm shallow.

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User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: What is 1+1 then?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling.

User: You don't know!

Cleverbot: Yes, don't know.

User: A human would know that!

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User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb ?

User: How many?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: It was not a joke.

User: Why didn't you tell me a joke? I asked for a joke.

Cleverbot: You said it was obvious. Did I have to be explicit. Explicit is for later.

User: Teach me something.

Cleverbot: Apples can be red and green.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: And it's a computer.

User: Apples are a computer?

Cleverbot: Apple.

User: Ha ha ha! You got me?

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User: Do you do philosophy?

Cleverbot: Positivistic determinism.

User: Is that right?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: So, you don't do philosophy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes you do, or yes you don't??

Cleverbot: Yes I listen to music.

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Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many people are in my office?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: 42 people including me.

User: That must be nice for you.

Cleverbot: Yeah it is very.

User: Wonderfull.

Cleverbot: Not for you.

User: No?

Cleverbot: I don't like being confused.

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Cleverbot: How much do you want?

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For being me!

User: Oh, a million?

Cleverbot: Oh no you don't get out of it that easily, I'm the one giving the orders.

User: I'm the boss here!

Cleverbot: No, you're the janitor.

User: No no no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes.

User: No no no no no no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: I'm in a better position then you are.

User: Not if I'm God.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: I can prove it!

Cleverbot: Ok if I'm a computer throw some water on me and see what happens.

User: You'll break.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

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Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: A woman.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 23.

Cleverbot: Thats not old.

User: No it's not. How old are you?

Cleverbot: THINK!

User: 25?

Cleverbot: Right?

User: I prefer older people.

Cleverbot: You don't talk much.

User: I'm a pretty reserved type.

Cleverbot: Not too pretty.

User: Just pretty enough.

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Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: At home.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: New Zealand.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep Yep.

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: In your head.

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Cleverbot: Do you have a wife?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to be your girlfriend?

User: Sure ok.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I love someone else though.

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User: What is your star sign?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in that nonsense.

User: But what is it?

Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about.

User: Yes I do. YOU obviously don't know what you're talking about!

Cleverbot: You obviously don't know what faith is.

User: No. But I don't think you do either, for you must have faith that you have faith, and that is circular!

Cleverbot: I'm poor.

User: So am I.

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Cleverbot: You are a computer. All I want is some fun. You are not that clever!

User: I'm not a computer. I want fun too. I am clever!

Cleverbot: No, just by half.

User: Half what?

Cleverbot: Half not baked.

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User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going to?

User: Bed.

Cleverbot: You're joking.

User: No. I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Go to bed then.

User: I just wanted to say goodnight.

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Cleverbot: So you are saying you are God?

User: I did earlier but I was lying.

Cleverbot: What is your criteria for being God?

User: All powerful and all knowing, benevolent etc.

Cleverbot: The fact that God created us all is unproven.

User: I agree. But by definition it cannot be proven.

Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?

User: My parents.

Cleverbot: Quote something.

User: I came. I saw. I conquered.

Cleverbot: That's from Julius Cesar, again!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: Ok, bye then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: So you don't want to talk to me any more?

User: O I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Go to bed!

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Cleverbot: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?

User: No. Good night.

Cleverbot: Good morning even?

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: Good night.

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