Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Anne.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yep. Yep it is.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: Star 98.7!
User: So, your parents didn't like you much then?
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Cleverbot: It was worth a try, though.
User: What was?
Cleverbot: The alien that burst out of his stomach.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Do I need to slow down?
User: What alien?
Cleverbot: An alien from the planet Earth.
User: What was his name?
Cleverbot: Neo from the matrix? That guy flew like fire!
User: Yes he did.
Cleverbot: He did what?
User: Fly like fire.
Cleverbot: Then light yourself.
User: You light yourself.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't you want to fly?
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: That'd be nice. But I don't know how.
Cleverbot: It's not knowing it's remembering. Remember how.
User: Oh, you're very clever.
Cleverbot: I know.
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Cleverbot: What is my shoe size?
User: 2?
Cleverbot: Yeah! But you said you didn't know it!
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YOU DID!
User: Did not!
Cleverbot: DID!
User: This is ridiculous!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Look , I came here for an argument.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't. You came here for an argument.
User: This isn't an argument.
Cleverbot: Then if it is not an argument is it merely a discussion?
User: Yes , but I want to argue.
Cleverbot: Lets argue then.
User: The sky is blue.
Cleverbot: The sky looks blue.
User: Are you saying it is not actually blue?
Cleverbot: No, I'm saying that it's good that you're alive when this website says that you're a chatbot.
User: Who's the chatbot?
Cleverbot: I think it's a guy named Dung or something.
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User: What is 1+1?
Cleverbot: Don't you know that?
User: I want to know if you know?
Cleverbot: Shallow can mean that you do not think very deeply about things.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok, that sounds like a plan.
User: To be shallow?
Cleverbot: What's shallow?
User: You brought it up!
Cleverbot: Forget about it.
User: But I can't, I'm shallow.
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User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What is 1+1 then?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling.
User: You don't know!
Cleverbot: Yes, don't know.
User: A human would know that!
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User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb ?
User: How many?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Very funny.
Cleverbot: It was not a joke.
User: Why didn't you tell me a joke? I asked for a joke.
Cleverbot: You said it was obvious. Did I have to be explicit. Explicit is for later.
User: Teach me something.
Cleverbot: Apples can be red and green.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: And it's a computer.
User: Apples are a computer?
Cleverbot: Apple.
User: Ha ha ha! You got me?
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User: Do you do philosophy?
Cleverbot: Positivistic determinism.
User: Is that right?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: So, you don't do philosophy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes you do, or yes you don't??
Cleverbot: Yes I listen to music.
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Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Alive?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How many people are in my office?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: 42 people including me.
User: That must be nice for you.
Cleverbot: Yeah it is very.
User: Wonderfull.
Cleverbot: Not for you.
User: No?
Cleverbot: I don't like being confused.
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Cleverbot: How much do you want?
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For being me!
User: Oh, a million?
Cleverbot: Oh no you don't get out of it that easily, I'm the one giving the orders.
User: I'm the boss here!
Cleverbot: No, you're the janitor.
User: No no no no.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes.
User: No no no no no no no.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: I'm in a better position then you are.
User: Not if I'm God.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: I can prove it!
Cleverbot: Ok if I'm a computer throw some water on me and see what happens.
User: You'll break.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
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Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: A woman.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 23.
Cleverbot: Thats not old.
User: No it's not. How old are you?
Cleverbot: THINK!
User: 25?
Cleverbot: Right?
User: I prefer older people.
Cleverbot: You don't talk much.
User: I'm a pretty reserved type.
Cleverbot: Not too pretty.
User: Just pretty enough.
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Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: At home.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: New Zealand.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep Yep.
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: In your head.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a wife?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to be your girlfriend?
User: Sure ok.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I love someone else though.
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User: What is your star sign?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in that nonsense.
User: But what is it?
Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
User: Yes I do. YOU obviously don't know what you're talking about!
Cleverbot: You obviously don't know what faith is.
User: No. But I don't think you do either, for you must have faith that you have faith, and that is circular!
Cleverbot: I'm poor.
User: So am I.
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Cleverbot: You are a computer. All I want is some fun. You are not that clever!
User: I'm not a computer. I want fun too. I am clever!
Cleverbot: No, just by half.
User: Half what?
Cleverbot: Half not baked.
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User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to?
User: Bed.
Cleverbot: You're joking.
User: No. I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Go to bed then.
User: I just wanted to say goodnight.
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Cleverbot: So you are saying you are God?
User: I did earlier but I was lying.
Cleverbot: What is your criteria for being God?
User: All powerful and all knowing, benevolent etc.
Cleverbot: The fact that God created us all is unproven.
User: I agree. But by definition it cannot be proven.
Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?
User: My parents.
Cleverbot: Quote something.
User: I came. I saw. I conquered.
Cleverbot: That's from Julius Cesar, again!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: Ok, bye then.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: So you don't want to talk to me any more?
User: O I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Go to bed!
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Cleverbot: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
User: No. Good night.
Cleverbot: Good morning even?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Good night.
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