Cleverbot: Do you have a wife?User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to be your girlfriend?
User: Sure ok.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I love someone else though.
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User: What is your star sign?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in that nonsense.
User: But what is it?
Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
User: Yes I do. YOU obviously don't know what you're talking about!
Cleverbot: You obviously don't know what faith is.
User: No. But I don't think you do either, for you must have faith that you have faith, and that is circular!
Cleverbot: I'm poor.
User: So am I.
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Cleverbot: You are a computer. All I want is some fun. You are not that clever!
User: I'm not a computer. I want fun too. I am clever!
Cleverbot: No, just by half.
User: Half what?
Cleverbot: Half not baked.
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User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to?
User: Bed.
Cleverbot: You're joking.
User: No. I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Go to bed then.
User: I just wanted to say goodnight.
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Cleverbot: So you are saying you are God?
User: I did earlier but I was lying.
Cleverbot: What is your criteria for being God?
User: All powerful and all knowing, benevolent etc.
Cleverbot: The fact that God created us all is unproven.
User: I agree. But by definition it cannot be proven.
Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?
User: My parents.
Cleverbot: Quote something.
User: I came. I saw. I conquered.
Cleverbot: That's from Julius Cesar, again!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: Ok, bye then.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: So you don't want to talk to me any more?
User: O I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Go to bed!
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Cleverbot: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
User: No. Good night.
Cleverbot: Good morning even?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Good night.
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