Cleverbot: You are a computer. All I want is some fun. You are not that clever!
User: I'm not a computer. I want fun too. I am clever!
Cleverbot: No, just by half.
User: Half what?
Cleverbot: Half not baked.
User: Kiss me.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to?
Cleverbot: You're joking.
User: No. I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Go to bed then.
User: I just wanted to say goodnight.
Cleverbot: So you are saying you are God?
User: I did earlier but I was lying.
Cleverbot: What is your criteria for being God?
User: All powerful and all knowing, benevolent etc.
Cleverbot: The fact that God created us all is unproven.
User: I agree. But by definition it cannot be proven.
Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?
User: My parents.
Cleverbot: Quote something.
User: I came. I saw. I conquered.
Cleverbot: That's from Julius Cesar, again!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: Ok, bye then.
Cleverbot: So you don't want to talk to me any more?
User: O I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Go to bed!
Cleverbot: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
User: No. Good night.
Cleverbot: Good morning even?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Good night........................................