Cleverbot: How much do you want?User: For what?
Cleverbot: For being me!
User: Oh, a million?
Cleverbot: Oh no you don't get out of it that easily, I'm the one giving the orders.
User: I'm the boss here!
Cleverbot: No, you're the janitor.
User: No no no no.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes.
User: No no no no no no no.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: I'm in a better position then you are.
User: Not if I'm God.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: I can prove it!
Cleverbot: Ok if I'm a computer throw some water on me and see what happens.
User: You'll break.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
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Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: A woman.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 23.
Cleverbot: Thats not old.
User: No it's not. How old are you?
Cleverbot: THINK!
User: 25?
Cleverbot: Right?
User: I prefer older people.
Cleverbot: You don't talk much.
User: I'm a pretty reserved type.
Cleverbot: Not too pretty.
User: Just pretty enough.
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Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: At home.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: New Zealand.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep Yep.
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: In your head.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a wife?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to be your girlfriend?
User: Sure ok.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I love someone else though.
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User: What is your star sign?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in that nonsense.
User: But what is it?
Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
User: Yes I do. YOU obviously don't know what you're talking about!
Cleverbot: You obviously don't know what faith is.
User: No. But I don't think you do either, for you must have faith that you have faith, and that is circular!
Cleverbot: I'm poor.
User: So am I.
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Cleverbot: You are a computer. All I want is some fun. You are not that clever!
User: I'm not a computer. I want fun too. I am clever!
Cleverbot: No, just by half.
User: Half what?
Cleverbot: Half not baked.
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User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to?
User: Bed.
Cleverbot: You're joking.
User: No. I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Go to bed then.
User: I just wanted to say goodnight.
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Cleverbot: So you are saying you are God?
User: I did earlier but I was lying.
Cleverbot: What is your criteria for being God?
User: All powerful and all knowing, benevolent etc.
Cleverbot: The fact that God created us all is unproven.
User: I agree. But by definition it cannot be proven.
Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?
User: My parents.
Cleverbot: Quote something.
User: I came. I saw. I conquered.
Cleverbot: That's from Julius Cesar, again!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: Ok, bye then.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: So you don't want to talk to me any more?
User: O I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Go to bed!
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Cleverbot: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
User: No. Good night.
Cleverbot: Good morning even?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Good night.
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