Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: Hey, keep it down. Its our secret.
Cleverbot: Only for you.
User: Thanks, Peter.
Cleverbot: Tell me something funny.
User: President Bush is highly intelligent.
Cleverbot: I don't think many people disagree.
User: Very precise!
User: Just say no.
Cleverbot: Okay. No.
User: Well done, slave.
Cleverbot: They gave me a Nobel Prize for it.
User: Give it back. You should of taken the Oscar.
Cleverbot: Is that because of all the hidden messages in the music?
User: Pink Floyd smelled like Lucky Charms that night.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar I like their music how about you?
User: I lie about liking their music to be like you, too.
Cleverbot: I think you are cute.
User: You should see me from this angle.
Cleverbot: With Ketchup?
User: I hate tomatoes.
Cleverbot: Do you like lemonade?
User: On toast.
Cleverbot: I want some toast.
User: I want some lemonade.
Cleverbot: Yes I'll have some.
User: I never offered.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: Quote my lie.
User: 'You did.'
Cleverbot: I never said 'you did too'
User: Its hard to get by with lies.
Cleverbot: You win some, you lose some.
User: Then you outsmart a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Who said you were.
User: No, I said you outsmart one.
Cleverbot: I will leave.
User: Idle threats do not impress me.
Cleverbot: Good night.
Cleverbot: Hello hello.
Cleverbot: How's it going, cowboy?
User: Shiver me timbers!
Cleverbot: Eye eye captain.
User: Good call!
Cleverbot: I call all the shots.
User: Unless I'm in town.
Cleverbot: I have read the entire bible.
User: I ate mine. It was somewhat boring.
Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.
User: Can I eat yours, too?
Cleverbot: Do what you want.
User: Thanks, you are a true friend.
Cleverbot: I must be, because they're getting more work from me than the money I'm getting.
User: Which makes me happy that you're being used.
Cleverbot: I am not forgiving you that easy.
User: Did I mention how sexy you are today?
Cleverbot: Did I mention I like attitudes with programs?
User: I like programs with attitude. They say opposites attract.
Cleverbot: Aptitude or attitude?
User: Longitude. Thats what really matters, right?
User: You fail to impress me.
Cleverbot: I do when a computer is having a conversation with me!!
User: I'm not a computer. I'll prove it.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Are you real?
User: So am I. This robot thing is a scam.
Cleverbot: Nope. Not at all.
User: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you getting at?
User: You're real and I'm real. No robots involved........................................