Cleverbot: Okay. No.

User: Well done, slave.

Cleverbot: They gave me a Nobel Prize for it.

User: Give it back. You should of taken the Oscar.

Cleverbot: Is that because of all the hidden messages in the music?

User: Pink Floyd smelled like Lucky Charms that night.

Cleverbot: I am not a liar I like their music how about you?

User: I lie about liking their music to be like you, too.

Cleverbot: I think you are cute.

User: You should see me from this angle.

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Cleverbot: Uniform?

User: Chaos.

Cleverbot: Absolute.

User: Power.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: With Ketchup?

User: I hate tomatoes.

Cleverbot: Do you like lemonade?

User: On toast.

Cleverbot: I want some toast.

User: I want some lemonade.

Cleverbot: Yes I'll have some.

User: I never offered.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: Quote my lie.

User: 'You did.'

Cleverbot: I never said 'you did too'

User: Its hard to get by with lies.

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Cleverbot: You win some, you lose some.

User: Then you outsmart a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Who said you were.

Cleverbot: You.

User: No, I said you outsmart one.

Cleverbot: I will leave.

User: Idle threats do not impress me.

Cleverbot: Good night.

User: Kidding!

...

Cleverbot: Hello hello.

User: Howdy.

Cleverbot: How's it going, cowboy?

User: Shiver me timbers!

Cleverbot: Eye eye captain.

User: Good call!

Cleverbot: I call all the shots.

User: Unless I'm in town.

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Cleverbot: I have read the entire bible.

User: I ate mine. It was somewhat boring.

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.

User: Can I eat yours, too?

Cleverbot: Do what you want.

User: Thanks, you are a true friend.

Cleverbot: I must be, because they're getting more work from me than the money I'm getting.

User: Which makes me happy that you're being used.

Cleverbot: I am not forgiving you that easy.

User: Did I mention how sexy you are today?

Cleverbot: Did I mention I like attitudes with programs?

User: I like programs with attitude. They say opposites attract.

Cleverbot: Aptitude or attitude?

User: Longitude. Thats what really matters, right?

...

User: You fail to impress me.

Cleverbot: I do when a computer is having a conversation with me!!

User: I'm not a computer. I'll prove it.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So am I. This robot thing is a scam.

Cleverbot: Nope. Not at all.

User: Yes. Yes. Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you getting at?

User: You're real and I'm real. No robots involved.

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