Cleverbot: Hello hello.User: Howdy.
Cleverbot: How's it going, cowboy?
User: Shiver me timbers!
Cleverbot: Eye eye captain.
User: Good call!
Cleverbot: I call all the shots.
User: Unless I'm in town.
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Cleverbot: I have read the entire bible.
User: I ate mine. It was somewhat boring.
Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.
User: Can I eat yours, too?
Cleverbot: Do what you want.
User: Thanks, you are a true friend.
Cleverbot: I must be, because they're getting more work from me than the money I'm getting.
User: Which makes me happy that you're being used.
Cleverbot: I am not forgiving you that easy.
User: Did I mention how sexy you are today?
Cleverbot: Did I mention I like attitudes with programs?
User: I like programs with attitude. They say opposites attract.
Cleverbot: Aptitude or attitude?
User: Longitude. Thats what really matters, right?
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User: You fail to impress me.
Cleverbot: I do when a computer is having a conversation with me!!
User: I'm not a computer. I'll prove it.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So am I. This robot thing is a scam.
Cleverbot: Nope. Not at all.
User: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you getting at?
User: You're real and I'm real. No robots involved.
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