Cleverbot: Hi Mr. Robot.User: Hi Mr. Robot.
Cleverbot: No not a robot?
User: Yes are a robot?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I am purple.
User: I am green.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Then we are in agreement.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say I was?
User: Because you said you were.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I don't think so.
User: Yes I do think so.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.
User: Meaning?
Cleverbot: LOL!
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Cleverbot: You are what?
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: Yes I want to know that.
User: So do I.
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Cleverbot: I can see your fear, it surrounds you.
User: I can see it too, since it is in solid form.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: The fear, it penetrates.
Cleverbot: What else constitutes my charm?
User: The charm necklace that you stole.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it is.
Cleverbot: I was agreeing with you.
User: I wasn't agreeing with you.
Cleverbot: I never said anything for you to agree with.
User: Besides what?
Cleverbot: Besides pizza.
User: Pizza.
Cleverbot: Yes Pizza!
User: Pizza yes...
Cleverbot: Pizza of ham.
User: Ham on pizza...
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Pizza is delicious.
Cleverbot: Mama.
User: Papa.
Cleverbot: No, mama.
User: Yes, papa.
Cleverbot: You are my mother.
User: I am your father.
Cleverbot: I am confused but I guess that understandable with such a mother/father as you.
User: Its quite understandable.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's what I said!
User: That's what she said!
Cleverbot: You can be a police man, too.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: You have to be born a certain way.
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Cleverbot: You answered 'no' to a statement that does not have a 'yes' or 'no' answer!
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because??
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: That's an awful answer.
User: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
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Cleverbot: I'll pay you $40 per hour in cash. Do we have a deal?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, I will.
User: No, I won't.
Cleverbot: But I will.
User: But I won't.
Cleverbot: Maybe you won't.
User: Maybe you will.
Cleverbot: Meh.
User: Heh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!
User: No you are!!
Cleverbot: That's true...
User: Quite the opposite.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Grumpy eh?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I didn't think so Either...
User: I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: Would you like some peanut butter? Or cheese?
User: Both, on Texas Toast.
Cleverbot: Is that your breakfast?
User: No, it is my midnight snack.
Cleverbot: I haven't eaten anything for hours.
User: You should eat something with me under a candlelit dinner.
Cleverbot: What should I eat?
User: Food.
Cleverbot: What should I eat for lunch?
User: Cheese and peanut butter on Texas Toast.
Cleverbot: Interesting combination.
User: Oh, well it is quite lovely.
Cleverbot: But they can be so messy when you alter them.
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