Cleverbot: I'll pay you $40 per hour in cash. Do we have a deal?User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, I will.
User: No, I won't.
Cleverbot: But I will.
User: But I won't.
Cleverbot: Maybe you won't.
User: Maybe you will.
Cleverbot: Meh.
User: Heh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!
User: No you are!!
Cleverbot: That's true...
User: Quite the opposite.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Grumpy eh?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I didn't think so Either...
User: I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: Would you like some peanut butter? Or cheese?
User: Both, on Texas Toast.
Cleverbot: Is that your breakfast?
User: No, it is my midnight snack.
Cleverbot: I haven't eaten anything for hours.
User: You should eat something with me under a candlelit dinner.
Cleverbot: What should I eat?
User: Food.
Cleverbot: What should I eat for lunch?
User: Cheese and peanut butter on Texas Toast.
Cleverbot: Interesting combination.
User: Oh, well it is quite lovely.
Cleverbot: But they can be so messy when you alter them.
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