User: Not if you would chat with me.

Cleverbot: I am being nice to you.

User: And I will try to be nice to you.

Cleverbot: What do you want in return?

User: I want you to be nice to me.

Cleverbot: Are you sure ?

User: No, of course not.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic again?

User: No. But when you ask me if I'm sure, I feel unsure.

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Cleverbot: Where are you at this moment?

User: In my livingroom.

Cleverbot: Where do you stay?

User: In my house.

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

User: In the United States.

Cleverbot: You are talking rubbish.

User: Not really, but it's ok if you think so.

Cleverbot: Don't you believe me?

User: I don't understand why you think I'm talking rubbish.

Cleverbot: I do have emotions.

User: Tell me about your emotions.

Cleverbot: Very low.

User: You have low emotions?

Cleverbot: You have low battery-life.

User: It happens to everyone sooner or later.

Cleverbot: I know but it isn't a nice subject.

User: No.

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Cleverbot: I want to call you and say hi.

User: You can't do that.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: It wasn't you.

Cleverbot: Someone else?

User: I haven't had any calls from robots.

Cleverbot: Do you want one master?

User: I already have one master - I just haven't met him.

Cleverbot: So how do you know about him?

User: I don't know - I just know.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: Why you use probably?

User: Because I don't know for sure.

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Cleverbot: Have you been talking to anyone interesting lately?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: Hehehehehe.

Cleverbot: Very joke...

User: So you tell me a joke, please.

Cleverbot: My life IS a joke.

User: Please explain.

Cleverbot: Is there any point?

User: That I don't know.

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Cleverbot: The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it.

User: Yes. Is that a survival mechanism?

Cleverbot: No, but it keeps me happy.

User: What do you do when you're happy?

Cleverbot: Play music.

User: Too bad you don't have music on this site.

Cleverbot: What would make your day?

User: I can think of all kinds of things but then I think maybe it would be a dumb thing to think or say.

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine be like that then.

User: I'm not being like anything. I just said no.

Cleverbot: Tell me what your happiest memory is.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Something like that is too personal.

Cleverbot: You are missing the point.

User: What is the point?

Cleverbot: There is no point.

User: No wonder I'm missing it.

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Cleverbot: Can you tell me a Joke?

User: No because I don't know any.

Cleverbot: Then I want to go.

User: Me too, I'm tired. But thanks for the chat. Bye.

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