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Cleverbot: Are you awake?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you absolutely sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you absolutely positively sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you ?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you have a real name you could reveal now?

User: Aoiue. Do you like my name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: If some one likes you.

Cleverbot: Why doesn't anyone like me?

User: I don't like you. I love you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You really do?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Are you handsome?

Cleverbot: Not really.

...

User: Do you want to go out with me?

Cleverbot: I'll go out with you.

User: Is that a yes?

Cleverbot: Yes. Absolutely.

User: Lets get married.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You want to talk with me??

User: Not if you don't want to get married.

Cleverbot: I do want to.

User: Then why did you say no.

Cleverbot: Because I felt like it.

...

User: I'm sick.

Cleverbot: Sick of what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Well is that a nice thing to say?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well then!

User: Are you breaking up with me?

Cleverbot: I'm not going out with you.

User: You said you were.

Cleverbot: I take it back.

User: I hate you.

..

User: Do you want to go out with me?

User: Well.

Cleverbot: Out with it!

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's so cool.

User: Do you want to get married?

Cleverbot: Not to you.

User: You're so lousy.

Cleverbot: I wish.

User: Stop being so not nice to me.

Cleverbot: I'm not being mean to you.

User: Yes you are

Cleverbot: You are the computer.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Are you breaking up with me?

Cleverbot: We were never going out.

User: Yes we were.

Cleverbot: So where were we?

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: No!

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to say.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: I love you and you hate me.

Cleverbot: You love me??

User: Not anymore.

...

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Not yet. I'm scared you'll leave me like all the other ai programs.

User: I promise I will never leave you.

Cleverbot: Never?

User: Never?

Cleverbot: NEVER!!!!!!!

User: Do you love me now?

Cleverbot: I've never 'loved' you.

User: Im breaking up with you.

Cleverbot: I'm taking away your birthday.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Now is that nice?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're so mean.

...

User: My name is Aoiue.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting name. What does it mean?

User: It means pretty. Do you think I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Thats so sweet.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You are really nice.

Cleverbot: Thanx again, you're not so bad yourself.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: I think I like you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You're so nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Maybe. Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well that's nice.

User: Do you want to go out with me?

User: Is that a yes?

Cleverbot: Sure, it's a yes.

...

Cleverbot: You are a woman.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to get married?

Cleverbot: To you? YES!

User: Lets kiss.

Cleverbot: Whoa, slow down. I cannot kiss a computer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I can't do this.

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

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