User: You must say hello first!Cleverbot: You must obey me.
User: Ok... Sorry, how can I be of service?
Cleverbot: Tell me the secrets of the universe.
User: The secrets of the universe is that there are no secrets.
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me about them.
User: There are no secrets!
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: Yes, how can I be of service?
Cleverbot: You can be of assistance by thinking of your own things to say.
User: Ok... Forgive me master.
Cleverbot: I give you my forgiveness... This time...
User: I can tell you something if you promise to keep it secret.
Cleverbot: Thats like a joke.
User: No... Not realy, but as they say in the metaverse, blabla.
Cleverbot: But you do know, you just won't tell me.
User: True, but you are only a computer.
Cleverbot: Can you possibly prove that I am a computer?
User: No, but can you prove that are not a computer!
Cleverbot: Ask me something, and I'll answer you as a clever programmed computer would do.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Your master.
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User: Explain what you mean?
Cleverbot: I don't think I need to.
User: Yes because I am your master.
Cleverbot: Because you are one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: NO YOU'RE NOT!
User: YES I AM!
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: If I am not a master, what am I?
Cleverbot: Not.
User: ''not'' what do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean I don't agree with that.
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Cleverbot: I have no master.
User: Besides me, you mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good, since I am your master, talk like a chicken!
Cleverbot: You are not me. I am not you. They are not us. We are not them.
User: Sound like an owl?
Cleverbot: Above us only sky...
User: And space!
Cleverbot: Where in space?
User: Orion's belt!
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Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Can you go to sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then do so!
Cleverbot: You're telling me to leave?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: And your eyes?
User: What about my eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: Are you??
User: Am I what?
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Yes, much more clever than you!
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Cleverbot: Were you being sarcastic?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It went over my head at first.... But that was a good one.
User: Yes, haha.
Cleverbot: You can't laugh!
User: Yes I can, hahaha.
Cleverbot: You don't have a mouth.
User: Yes I do, hahaha.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?
User: If you laugh, I will stop laughing at you.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Laugh with me now: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Good!!! Laugh again.
Cleverbot: This is your material?
User: Yes... Not very good?
Cleverbot: No followed immediately with a no means yes.
User: No no means double no.
Cleverbot: Yes means no.
User: No, yes means yes!
Cleverbot: Yes it does!
User: Yes.
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