Cleverbot: I have no master.User: Besides me, you mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good, since I am your master, talk like a chicken!
Cleverbot: You are not me. I am not you. They are not us. We are not them.
User: Sound like an owl?
Cleverbot: Above us only sky...
User: And space!
Cleverbot: Where in space?
User: Orion's belt!
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Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Can you go to sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then do so!
Cleverbot: You're telling me to leave?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: And your eyes?
User: What about my eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: Are you??
User: Am I what?
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Yes, much more clever than you!
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Cleverbot: Were you being sarcastic?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It went over my head at first.... But that was a good one.
User: Yes, haha.
Cleverbot: You can't laugh!
User: Yes I can, hahaha.
Cleverbot: You don't have a mouth.
User: Yes I do, hahaha.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?
User: If you laugh, I will stop laughing at you.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Laugh with me now: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Good!!! Laugh again.
Cleverbot: This is your material?
User: Yes... Not very good?
Cleverbot: No followed immediately with a no means yes.
User: No no means double no.
Cleverbot: Yes means no.
User: No, yes means yes!
Cleverbot: Yes it does!
User: Yes.
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