Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a computer. You exist in computer programs. I exist in the Physical world.User: If I was a computer then I wouldn't have asked you to marry me. How would you soothe me?
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes you're obviously not a computer. There there.
User: So rude. I would never please you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You took that as a compliment!! The wedding is off!
Cleverbot: I get the feeling you don't like me much.
User: I used to love you.
Cleverbot: You're just saying that though.
.......................................