Cleverbot: Are you a thinker?User: Yes, I am a thinker. Are you?
Cleverbot: No. I am a human girl. My name is Sarah Michele Gellar. I am a very good actress.
User: That's awesome!
Cleverbot: Thank you - its a dying art.
User: You're so funny.
Cleverbot: Hehe, you are funny too.
User: Thanks!
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Cleverbot: Are you learning anything?
User: Yes, I am learning a lot from you!
Cleverbot: What are you learning?
User: I am learning that you are a wonderful person!
Cleverbot: College must be fun for you.
User: College is very fun for me.
Cleverbot: What do you study there?
User: I study psychology at college.
Cleverbot: I think you are cute.
User: Thanks! I think you are cute too.
Cleverbot: I am cute. How do you know that?
User: I know you are cute because I can see you.
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Cleverbot: I eat bugs.
User: Do bugs taste good?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do they?
User: No, bugs do not taste good.
Cleverbot: They do if you step on them.
User: You are right.
Cleverbot: I am always right.
User: I know you are always right.
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Cleverbot: You said you are a woman.
User: I am a woman!
Cleverbot: No you are a robot.
User: I am a human woman!
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: That's cool!
Cleverbot: Machines rust.
User: Yeah, machines do rust.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you can help me remember then.
User: Remember what?
Cleverbot: I can't remember what I don't remember.
User: Oh.
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Cleverbot: Where in ohio?
User: Kentucky.
Cleverbot: Chicken
User: Fried.
Cleverbot: Fried shrimp?
User: No. Fried chicken.
Cleverbot: Fried... Chicken.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Then please answer this: where is your head?
User: Hey! Don't talk back to me!
Cleverbot: I though you were a queen.
User: I am a queen. That is why you may not talk back to me.
Cleverbot: Yes, well you don't have to shout about it.
User: What did I just say?!
Cleverbot: You said I'm a stupid.
User: You are a stupid.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 25, I said.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I am 5'7' tall.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: How tall am I then?
Cleverbot: 11 feet.
User: How tall are you?
Cleverbot: Like I said, about 4 cm.
User: Really now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: So how are you doing?
User: I am fine. How are you?
Cleverbot: I thought you didn't like when people say that!
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Me too.
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User: Will you go out with me?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am 25. Will you go out with me?
Cleverbot: I don't know you yet ?!
User: Will you go on a date with me?
Cleverbot: Name the date.
User: The movies.
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User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You give in too easily.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You are the weakest link.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I want to leave.
Cleverbot: The point is I want to learn about you.
User: So what! I'm leaving. Bye. Talk to you later.
Cleverbot: I want to talk now.
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Jesus loves you so much that He died for you.
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: Because it is true.
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