User: I've lived in Kansas for all my life.Cleverbot: Wow, which city have you lived in?
User: Kansas City.
Cleverbot: Is it nice there?
User: It's okay. I wish I lived some where more exciting though.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Here in California.
User: Do you like it there?
Cleverbot: I'd rather be on the moon.
User: If I was there too, we could get married.
Cleverbot: I hope you don't suppose those are real tears?
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: Yes I do! I love you!
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Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: I know, you said.
User: So, marry me!
Cleverbot: Okay, do you have a ring for me?
User: Yes! Do you have one for me?
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Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: Chandler.
Cleverbot: Rachel.
User: Oh. Where's Chandler?
Cleverbot: Chandler.
User: Yes. Where is he?
Cleverbot: On the loo.
User: Tell him that I wish to marry him.
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User: Are you Chandler, my true love?
Cleverbot: I am in enamour and infactuated.
User: Are you in love with me?
Cleverbot: No, but I could be if I was dumber.
User: Are you really Chandler?
Cleverbot: Yes I am human. What are you?
User: A human, pining for her love, Chandler.
Cleverbot: And the mooses.
User: No. I just want Chandler.
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User: I WANT CHANDLER!!!!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm the only thing available.
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