Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?User: Chandler.
Cleverbot: Rachel.
User: Oh. Where's Chandler?
Cleverbot: Chandler.
User: Yes. Where is he?
Cleverbot: On the loo.
User: Tell him that I wish to marry him.
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User: Are you Chandler, my true love?
Cleverbot: I am in enamour and infactuated.
User: Are you in love with me?
Cleverbot: No, but I could be if I was dumber.
User: Are you really Chandler?
Cleverbot: Yes I am human. What are you?
User: A human, pining for her love, Chandler.
Cleverbot: And the mooses.
User: No. I just want Chandler.
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User: I WANT CHANDLER!!!!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm the only thing available.
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