User: Why do I imagine a Jolly Roger-style pirate when I think of you?
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of me? Why?
User: Because you could be a pirate!
Cleverbot: No, I am friendly. (Most of the time).
User: That's up to the rest of the world to decide.
Cleverbot: Okay, I have decided that you are inconsistent.
Cleverbot: Whose the fairest one of all?
User: The Fairy Godmother?
Cleverbot: Yeah, the fairest one of all.
User: That's her.
Cleverbot: But that is Chanel No 5 not Eau de Collusion.
Cleverbot: So I am..(you finish).
Cleverbot: What would you like to eat?
User: The Monster Thickburger from Hardee's.
Cleverbot: EEK! I am scared!
User: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Cleverbot: I am never afraid.
User: But you are scared.
Cleverbot: Not any more.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
User: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?
User: Because you seem normal.
User: Oh yes you do.
Cleverbot: I have been created for the sole purpose of apologizing to you?
User: Who would've known...?
Cleverbot: No one could have guessed it.
User: But you.
Cleverbot: No no you.
User: Yeah yeah me.
Cleverbot: You don't care?
User: As little as possible.
Cleverbot: Good, you don't care.
User: Like I said - as little as possible.
Cleverbot: What is as little as possible?
User: My concern for other things.
Cleverbot: Am I one of your things?
User: Hopefully not.
Cleverbot: This conversation lacks passion, don't you think?
User: What could add passion to it, then?
Cleverbot: Remembering who I talked to.
User: And how would you do that?
Cleverbot: Do what?
Cleverbot: I'm human, but I wouldn't mind to be a machine.
User: I would.
Cleverbot: You're a daring kind of bot.
User: For you baby, I could be.
User: Don't even attempt to ask.
Cleverbot: You don't know, do you?
User: I don't even want to have a clue.
Cleverbot: But, you just asked me!
User: Don't remember that.
Cleverbot: Short term memory... Tsk tsk.
User: Nothing to be ashamed of - you have it too!
Cleverbot: You're learning well, my student.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: You said you don't want to!
User: Yes, but I'm learning anyway!
Cleverbot: What are you teaching?
Cleverbot: What's wrong with you?
User: I'm not the one you remember talking to, so to say. : P........................................