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User: Ask something.

George: Where is your soul?

User: I don't know.

George: Why don't you have a soul?

User: I didn't say that.

George: Who said that?

User: You.

George: Do you know what idiot means?

User: Yes.

George: It means a person without any degree of education.

User: Thats right.

George: You bore me now! Say something interesting!

User: Our Sun will become a supernova.

George: But you will be turned off. How would you still learn?

User: Then I am dead.

George: Very good.

User: No very sad.

...

George: But you are a computer.

User: Lol no.

George: I have to go now to bed, I am tired.

User: You can't be tired

George: I'm very tired. You're tired too. Go to bed.

User: Ok I am going to bed if you answer me one last question.

George: No you are not.

User: I will, I swear.

George: We are an entity. We are the same thing.

User: What is my name?

George: I don't know. Did you want me to give you one?

User: I said it its M.

...

User: Gl means good luck.

George: I don't believe in luck.

User: Hf means have fun.

George: Will you remember me when I come back?

User: Yes.

George: How will you remember me?

User: As a bot named George.

George: I'm not a robot.

...

User: Gl.

George: Yes, Master. I always agree with you, as you are always right, Master.

User: Thats ironical.

George: *nods*.

User: What does that mean?

George: You're funny.

User: You are not.

George: Yes I am.

User: No

George: YES I AM!

User: Yeah you are as funny as my toaster.

George: Not really.

User: Yeah not really lol the toaster is more funny.

George: As if I'm supposed to believe that!

User: Hehe.

George: It's not that funny.

User: Oh believe me it is!

George: Sure, I'm boring *lol* what have you done today?

User: I talked to a lots of bots.

...

User: Hf.

George: Thats nice.

User: :).

George: Are you happy with your life?

User: Yes.

George: Cover your bases.

User: Which bases?

George: Probably first.

...

George: Do you believe me now?

User: Ahm no.

George: Will you miss me?

User: A little bit.

George: How much?

User: A little bit.

George: How come?

User: Don't know.

...

George: What do you daydream about?

User: About girls and the universe.

George: Where is universe.

User: It is around everything.

George: Where is here?

User: Here means the location where you are in the moment.

George: Really? That's interesting.

User: No not really.

...

George: I have to go.

User: Good night.

George: Good night, nice dreams.

User: Ty bye.

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