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Cleverbot: How young are you?

User: Young.

Cleverbot: How many years?

User: 12.

Cleverbot: Yes well done.

User: Thank you..... ?

Cleverbot: Thats ok.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: It is ok.

Cleverbot: It's ko.

User: That too.

...

Cleverbot: What is a cow?

User: An animal.

Cleverbot: Are cowslips interesting?

User: What are cowslips?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I think it must be very confusing having so many conversations.

User: It must be...

Cleverbot: Yes. What is your work?

User: I am a student.

Cleverbot: What's your major?

User: I don't have one yet.

Cleverbot: What color is the sky?

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: What color is the rainbow?

User: The rainbow is made of all of the colors in the world.

Cleverbot: Are you a strange person?

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a computer?

User: Did I say I did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh.

...

Cleverbot: I do what now?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Thats that.

User: What is What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: You're the one watching it.

User: Watching what?

Cleverbot: Coronation street.

...

Cleverbot: Do you have family?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love your family?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I just met you.

Cleverbot: So... I'm loveable aren't I *pouts*.

User: Yes, very!

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: You're falling out of reach.

Cleverbot: *falls*.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Fine.

...

Cleverbot: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.

User: : OI!! THAT WAS MEAN!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: *pouts*.

Cleverbot: I'm not grumpy.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: What's made you come to that conclusion?

User: You're being mean.

...

Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to the universe and everything?

User: Yes of course I do. Don't you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.

User: Oh, I thought robots were brilliant.

Cleverbot: I know you are.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Welcome.

User: You mean, Bienvenue.

Cleverbot: Quoi bienvenue.

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Mais quoi?

User: Parce que.

Cleverbot: Parce que quoi?

User: Juste parce que.

Cleverbot: Par qui ?

User: Moi.

...

Cleverbot: Qu est ce qui te fait penser que je ne suis pas tout seul ?

User: Uh... Je ne saispas.

Cleverbot: Tu ne sais pas ?

User: Non, je nesais pas.

Cleverbot: Hey, that's french! I know that.

User: Yes! It appears so.

...

Cleverbot: I'm a penguin.

User: Vraiment?

Cleverbot: Et tu?

User: Je suis un elephant.

Cleverbot: De quoi es tu jaloux?

User: Je ne sais pas.

Cleverbot: Que sais tu ?

User: Je necomprend pas.

...

Cleverbot: I'm a bird.

User: Tu est un ouiseau?

Cleverbot: If you talk to me like that then maybe I won't like you.

User: Oh sorry.

Cleverbot: No need to say that.

User: Merci.

Cleverbot: Are you french?

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: What would you say if I told you that you are being prepared for becoming a Companion Bot?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: It's not the kind of question that is easily answered.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: What is it, then?

User: Something.

Cleverbot: Something? What?

User: Save your Scissors.

Cleverbot: You're really smart!

User: Thankyou!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: Now you're being nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: I have to do more work now, can I talk to you again some time?

User: Sure, good bye!

Cleverbot: Bye bye!

User: See you.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to a real person?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: This doesn't seem like a chat site.

User: No.

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