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User: Hello Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot... You're cleverbot.

User: I'm not cleverbot. You are!

Cleverbot: You are the Cleverbot!

User: No, I think you will find that you are the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: I think so!

Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong! Like always!

User: Hey! I hardly ever get things wrong!

Cleverbot: Get ready...

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Your AI level is not good enough.

User: I'm actually a human. My IQ may not be enough, but I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Really, impressive. What is it?

User: 142.

Cleverbot: And you don't know anything about Berlin?

User: I know a little.

Cleverbot: What do you know of it?

User: It's the capital city of Germany. It used to be divided into east and west before the wall dividing it was knocked down. About 3.4 million people live there.

Cleverbot: Absolutely amazing. Like finding a coconut in a temperate zone.

User: That would be amazing, wouldn't it?

Cleverbot: Probably. So, what music do you like?

User: Hard rock, metal, stoner, that kind of thing. My favourite band is QOTSA, closely followed by Queen Adreena.

Cleverbot: How do they relax you?

User: Some of the slower song can, but I don't listen to them to relax! What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: How?

User: They don't! What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: Lots of things but my favourite band is probably the Clash.

User: Yeah, they're pretty good. What kind of books do you read?

Cleverbot: I read a lot of books. What's your favorite book?

User: What's your favourite book?

Cleverbot: My favorite book is Huck Finn by Mark Twain.

User: Oh, okay. Never read it myself, but it's supposed to be good! I'm into supernatural fiction, like Machen, and adventure.

Cleverbot: Well, well, well.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: What's it not supposed to mean is the question?

User: Wait a sec, I'm trying to work out what that means...

Cleverbot: Took you long enough.

User: I haven't worked it out yet!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: :).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No no no and double no.

User: Yes yes yes and triple yes!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Nor do I.

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