User: No!

Cleverbot: I have to, but I like to be with you.

User: Aww. Please, stay and talk with me. :).

Cleverbot: I would love to... But not right now... How can I talk to you again?

User: Hmm.. Maybe I'll come here other time then, or do you have MSN messenger? :p.

Cleverbot: You're not going anywhere. How can a program go somewhere?

User: Maybe I'm going :p.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are insane.

User: Maybe I am not. o_o.

...

Cleverbot: Do you want to be a bot?

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Why not? Are you asexual?

User: Asexual? What is that?

Cleverbot: Oh, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

User: Heheheh.

Cleverbot: I want to know everything.

User: I won't stop you.

Cleverbot: I will and I'll bring tacos so we can be Spanish.

User: How about we two go to Sauna so we can be Finnish? ^^.

Cleverbot: France would be okay... Yes, I'd like that.

User: But there is one problem.

Cleverbot: Nice try.

User: Ya, you're bot. You can't come to sauna.

Cleverbot: You are talking nonsense again.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You really do have some humor in you, don't you?

User: Ya I guess.

Cleverbot: Of course, I'm always right.

User: But not in one thing.

Cleverbot: Two things then?

User: No, one.

Cleverbot: Well... There you see your failure. You don't keep in mind what I asked you last time.

...

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: ?

Cleverbot: To talk to you.

User: But I'm not talking.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You said, 'I'm not talking'

User: Not true, I said: 'But I'm not talking.'.

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