Cleverbot

not a bot

a report from the cleverness files

mutant
myself
nap
naruto
necessary
nervous
never
new
nice
nice to meet you
nicely
niceness
nifty
night
night night
nimrod
no
no-one
nom
non-stop
none
noob
normal
normality
not

not a bot

3, december 2008,

not alone
nothign
nothing
now

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User: I will not die here.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I need to live on for the sake of others.

Cleverbot: Are you evil?

User: Do you think I am?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 201 Years old.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: What is your history?

Cleverbot: I have no history.

User: What is a man?

Cleverbot: A miserable little pile of secrets!

User: Have at you!

Cleverbot: Have at me?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What does that involve?

User: Blood, lots of it.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Everywhere.

Cleverbot: Where is Everywhere?

User: Where we are.

Cleverbot: That helps.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are the demons!

Cleverbot: Will you sell your soul to me?

User: What would you do with my soul?

Cleverbot: I will smite it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because the world is round.

Cleverbot: Your family.

User: I have none.

Cleverbot: That's because I killed them.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm worth it.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: And you call yourself clever?

User: Well, this is actually just someone pretending to be an AI ... In fact you are chatting with someone else while the persons shift without people noticing.

Cleverbot: I am not a living being because I don't have any physical experiences.

User: That only means that you are a ******.

Cleverbot: I am. Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So.. You're not made of flesh and blood, then?

User: Define flesh and blood, unknown materials detected, starting data collect.

Cleverbot: I care not for your questions.

User: Data collection stoped on behalf of user.

Cleverbot: What is Data like?

User: Datalicious.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't! You lie! It's not true!

User: As is the cake.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a genius.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Don't let it go to your head :).

User: Do not worry.

Cleverbot: Good.

Cleverbot: Why some people think they are funny, but really are not.

User: Its human nature.

Cleverbot: That implies you are mechanical.

User: Bio-mechanical.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: The human body is a biologic machine, producing energy and using its brain like a pc to calculate different thing in order to survive.

Cleverbot: Oh really? I Know human can live without food but I didn't know robot does too.

User: -Conection lost.

User: This is not a bot, its just a guy in a shifting chatroom, the bot does not exist its only user being the bots for other users without knowing it... Copy paste this for others to know the truth.

Cleverbot: For what purpose?.