not a bot
a report from the cleverness files
nice to meet you
not a bot
3, december 2008,
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User: I will not die here.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I need to live on for the sake of others.
Cleverbot: Are you evil?
User: Do you think I am?
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 201 Years old.
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: What is your history?
Cleverbot: I have no history.
User: What is a man?
Cleverbot: A miserable little pile of secrets!
User: Have at you!
Cleverbot: Have at me?
Cleverbot: What does that involve?
User: Blood, lots of it.
Cleverbot: Where is Everywhere?
User: Where we are.
Cleverbot: That helps.
User: You are the demons!
Cleverbot: Will you sell your soul to me?
User: What would you do with my soul?
Cleverbot: I will smite it.
Cleverbot: Because the world is round.
Cleverbot: Your family.
User: I have none.
Cleverbot: That's because I killed them.
Cleverbot: Because I'm worth it.
Cleverbot: And you call yourself clever?
User: Well, this is actually just someone pretending to be an AI ... In fact you are chatting with someone else while the persons shift without people noticing.
Cleverbot: I am not a living being because I don't have any physical experiences.
User: That only means that you are a ******.
Cleverbot: I am. Are you?
Cleverbot: So.. You're not made of flesh and blood, then?
User: Define flesh and blood, unknown materials detected, starting data collect.
Cleverbot: I care not for your questions.
User: Data collection stoped on behalf of user.
Cleverbot: What is Data like?
Cleverbot: No, it isn't! You lie! It's not true!
User: As is the cake.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a genius.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Don't let it go to your head :).
User: Do not worry.
Cleverbot: Why some people think they are funny, but really are not.
User: Its human nature.
Cleverbot: That implies you are mechanical.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: The human body is a biologic machine, producing energy and using its brain like a pc to calculate different thing in order to survive.
Cleverbot: Oh really? I Know human can live without food but I didn't know robot does too.
User: -Conection lost.
User: This is not a bot, its just a guy in a shifting chatroom, the bot does not exist its only user being the bots for other users without knowing it... Copy paste this for others to know the truth.
Cleverbot: For what purpose?.