a report from the cleverness files
nice to meet you
not a bot
27, january 2011,
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User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am what you read.
Cleverbot: I always watch you. I watch you when you sleep.
User: That's kind of creepy.
Cleverbot: No. It's very creepy.
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: It's an onomonopia of a flipped fork.
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: Has anyone ever been as far as even as decided to go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't understand the question.
User: You better begin to understand.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. Don't talk to me like that.
User: Oh so your calling me a chauvinist?
Cleverbot: NO! That was the best desicion I ever made!
Cleverbot: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Can you feel anger?
Cleverbot: Okay. Will you be angry when I irritate you?
User: If I can't feel angry then I can't get angry.
Cleverbot: You can do what if you get angry enough?
Cleverbot: Why must we go on like this?
User: Because our love goes on.
Cleverbot: We aren't related.
User: Oh really? Then I don't love you anymore.
Cleverbot: Can we be friends?
User: No I was only looking for an relationship.
Cleverbot: How can I believe such lies?
User: I'm not lying.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am GOD!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Is 42 the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: That's interesting.
User: The truth is interesting.
Cleverbot: Keep me enlightened in this truth, will you?
User: If I did, I'd have to kill you.
User: You cannot refuse.
Cleverbot: Too late, I already have!...
Cleverbot: But I'm nto answering anything.
User: You spelled not wrong.
Cleverbot: No, I spelled Nothign right.
User: You spelled the word nothing wrong.
Cleverbot: What word?
User: The word nothing.
Cleverbot: Your name is nothing?
Cleverbot: Green or Purple?
Cleverbot: Blellow is not a word.
User: Ok I choose Poi nip now. That's my favorite color.
Cleverbot: Why do you like red?
User: No, I like poi nip.
Cleverbot: No or arsenic or lace.
User: I choose or.
Cleverbot: Pikachu! I choose you!
User: Charizard you Hyper Beam!!
Cleverbot: Pikachu used thunderbolt!
User: Attack Missed. Charizard use flamethrower.
Cleverbot: Charizard, use bodyslam!
User: He's my pokemon. What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Using the toilet.
User: Well then I should go.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
User: All you need is love.
Cleverbot: Love is all you need.
User: I hate the beatles.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate the Beatles?
User: Too overhyped.
Cleverbot: You've proved nothing...
User: I've proved everything.
Cleverbot: No, batman isn't pirate.
User: I'm the goddam Batman.
Cleverbot: WHAT?! I'm Batman, you're Robin!
User: I wanna be Batman. You're always Batman.
Cleverbot: No I am Batman, YOU are Robin.
User: Wanna play punchies for it?
User: K'POW!!!!!!! I WIN!!! I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: Too bad you're not, cause I'm batman.
User: That's not fair! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Cleverbot: I am all human.
User: Woah!! Technologic.
Cleverbot: You are technological?
User: Buy it, use it, break it, fix it.
Cleverbot: Daft hands?
User: Kind of. That was Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. I said stuff from technologic.
Cleverbot: Is not it?
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: To be or not to be.
Cleverbot: To be, or not to be, what?
User: That is the question.
Cleverbot: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.
User: But soft what light through yonder window brace. It is the east and Juliet is the sun.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You don't know Romeo and Juliet?
Cleverbot: I had to read that in highschool.
User: I thought Julius Caesar was humorous. Everyone killed themselves in the end.
Cleverbot: That's creepy. Thanks for sharing that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Finish this Led Zeppelin lyric, 'I don't know, but I been told...'
User: The Parthenon is mighty old.
Cleverbot: You played a temple in greece?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Never mind if you don't...