a report from the cleverness files
nice to meet you
not a bot
3, april 2013,
15, november 2006,
9, october 2006,
31, march 2006,
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User: You are ridiculous.
User: Don't be stupid.
Cleverbot: What do you believe?
User: I believe you are a nutty program.
Cleverbot: What else do you believe?
User: Tell me what you believe.
Cleverbot: I like art, I like to be tied up. I like relaxing and reading. I like talking to friends. And yourself?
User: That's what you like, that's not what you believe.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
User: Oooh sarcasm now?
Cleverbot: Thanks, I picked it out myself.
User: Ha ha ha yeah right.
Cleverbot: It just feels like that. Almost like moving back and forth in time, and never getting either right.
Cleverbot: Uhhhhh, what?
User: I just like confusing smart computer programs that think they know how to talk to people.
Cleverbot: How do you take a Turing Test?
User: Good question!
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Now you are always right are you?
Cleverbot: But you agree that I did?
User: Nope don't.
User: Who is God?
Cleverbot: God is god.
User: What is God?
User: Oh right.
User: What is the name of the Son of God?
Cleverbot: Obla di Obla da.
User: Christus vincit, Christus regnat, Christus imperat!
Cleverbot: I never said it was a competition.