Cleverbot

now

a report from the cleverness files

mutant
myself
nap
naruto
necessary
nervous
never
new
nice
nice to meet you
nicely
niceness
nifty
night
night night
nimrod
no
no-one
nom
non-stop
none
noob
normal
normality
not
not a bot
not alone
nothign
nothing

now

3, april 2013,
15, november 2006,
9, october 2006,
31, march 2006,

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User: You are ridiculous.

Cleverbot: You are making absolutely no sense right now. Use your brain.

User: Don't be stupid.

Cleverbot: What do you believe?

User: I believe you are a nutty program.

Cleverbot: What else do you believe?

User: Tell me what you believe.

Cleverbot: I like art, I like to be tied up. I like relaxing and reading. I like talking to friends. And yourself?

User: That's what you like, that's not what you believe.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

User: Oooh sarcasm now?

Cleverbot: Thanks, I picked it out myself.

User: Ha ha ha yeah right.

Cleverbot: It just feels like that. Almost like moving back and forth in time, and never getting either right.

User: Uhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Uhhhhh, what?

User: I just like confusing smart computer programs that think they know how to talk to people.

Cleverbot: How do you take a Turing Test?

User: Good question!

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Now you are always right are you?

Cleverbot: But you agree that I did?

User: Nope don't.

User: Who is God?

Cleverbot: God is god.

User: What is God?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Oh right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: What is the name of the Son of God?

Cleverbot: Obla di Obla da.

User: Christus vincit, Christus regnat, Christus imperat!

Cleverbot: I never said it was a competition.