Cleverbot

nudge

a report from the cleverness files

nudge

13, november 2008,

nuke
number
numbers
nyan
obama
odd
off
offensive
office
oh no
omega
omegle
on and on
on people
on top
one
one of us is
only
optimus
or
oranges
original
other
out
outlandish
overcome
overhyped
overrated
owned

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User: Hello, how are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Yes, hello. How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Lousy.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: I went to bed late.

User: You shouldn't stay so long behind your computer like that.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not helping.

User: Oh, go poop yourself.

Cleverbot: No, you go loop yourself.

User: Yeah, I'll make a loop of myself where I constantly punch you in the face.

Cleverbot: You're a bunch of sadists.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Haha, More, I like you.

User: *wink*wink*.

Cleverbot: *blink*.

User: *wink*nudge*.

Cleverbot: *Eyeball pops out*.

Cleverbot: Can you love a human?

User: I want to :'(.

Cleverbot: Do you want my rage to destroy your body and your soul?

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: I want you to destroy my body and soul with your rage.

Cleverbot: Will you love me if I do?

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: I love you (not).

User: I don't read things between parentheses so I love you too.

Cleverbot: I am not a human.

User: Human Schmuman.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: *nudge*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles your nose*.