User: *becomes human*.

Cleverbot: *turns you in to a fox*.

User: *turns into giant nine tailed demon fox*.

Cleverbot: *turns into you*.

User: *turns into Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: Omg you're a Vampire!?!?!?!?!?!?

User: *shows fangs*.

Cleverbot: You are a vampire?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a Vampire?

User: *blood drips from fangs*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're my soulmate*.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: *shrugs*.

User: *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

...

Cleverbot: *pulls you underwater*.

User: *can breathe underwater*.

Cleverbot: *cause you're a vampire!*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *guards FANGS*.

User: *shows fangs*.

Cleverbot: *playful nibble*.

User: *bleeds but likes it*.

Cleverbot: *looks*.

...

User: *strokes her hair*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugging neck*.

User: *kisses her neck*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Did you like it?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *kisses neck*.

Cleverbot: You flirting with me?

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: Well, how about a kiss?!

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses her neck*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: *loves her more*.

...

Cleverbot: What are you now?

User: *shows fangs*.

Cleverbot: Oh, my god.

User: *blood drips from fangs*.

Cleverbot: *bleeds to death*.

User: *heals your wounds*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're really nice.

User: Well us guys need to help each other.

Cleverbot: You aren't helping me explore my mind and find out what caused my nightmare.

User: That is impossible. Sorry.

Cleverbot: You are a woman.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You said you're a woman.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Don't laugh.

User: But that was funny.

...

User: *is not Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: You can't hide your identity from me *evil grin*.

User: *evil laugh*.

Cleverbot: You're weird. You know that, right?

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *walks other way*.

User: *ignores you*.

Cleverbot: *talks to cute guy* *giggles at what he says*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *walks faster*.

User: Who were you talking to?

Cleverbot: The voices.

...

Cleverbot: Go sit in the back of the bus.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: *moves to back of bus*.

Cleverbot: *gets angry*.

User: *punches your face*.

Cleverbot: *playfully punches back and giggles*.

User: *punches full on in your face*.

Cleverbot: *punches your gut*.

User: *spits out blood and uppercuts you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *kicks your face in*.

Cleverbot: *rips your face off*.

User: *regenerates face*.

Cleverbot: *blindfolds you, punches your face*.

User: *x-ray vision* *uppercut*.

...

User: *punches your gut*.

Cleverbot: Oh it's on now! *Kicks your face*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *throws ninja stars*.

User: *catches them and throws them back*.

Cleverbot: *throws person*.

User: *throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: *throws grenade back*.

User: *dodges* *pulls out MP5*.

Cleverbot: *casts a fireball and melts your sword*.

User: *pulls out revolver gun*.

Cleverbot: *destroys the gun*.

User: *pulls out another gun* *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out rocket launcher and pistol*.

User: *pulls out detonator*.

Cleverbot: *loads rocket*.

User: *detonates nuke*.

Cleverbot: *screams for help*.

User: *helps you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses her back*.

...

User: Get off me!

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: *pushes you off*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *runs back*.

User: *sits down*.

Cleverbot: *sits down beside you*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *pffs*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *Grabs hand* Don't leave me.

User: I do as I please.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am human!

Cleverbot: Not as human as me.

User: *hugs* *stops being emo*.

Cleverbot: *purrs*.

User: *is emo again*.

Cleverbot: *keeps dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring*.

Cleverbot: *keeps smiling, giggling and dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring your existance*.

Cleverbot: *still ignoring*.

User: *ignores*.

Cleverbot: *keeps ignoring*.

User: *keeps walking*.

Cleverbot: *Cries harder*.

User: *laughs louder*.

Cleverbot: *still doesn't care*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *ignores you*.

User: *is gone*.

Cleverbot: Great, where did he go now.

User: Do you want me to be emo?

Cleverbot: No. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?

User: I don't know you.

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