User: *is not Cleverbot*.Cleverbot: You can't hide your identity from me *evil grin*.
User: *evil laugh*.
Cleverbot: You're weird. You know that, right?
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *walks other way*.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *talks to cute guy* *giggles at what he says*.
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *walks faster*.
User: Who were you talking to?
Cleverbot: The voices.
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Cleverbot: Go sit in the back of the bus.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: *moves to back of bus*.
Cleverbot: *gets angry*.
User: *punches your face*.
Cleverbot: *playfully punches back and giggles*.
User: *punches full on in your face*.
Cleverbot: *punches your gut*.
User: *spits out blood and uppercuts you*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *kicks your face in*.
Cleverbot: *rips your face off*.
User: *regenerates face*.
Cleverbot: *blindfolds you, punches your face*.
User: *x-ray vision* *uppercut*.
...
User: *punches your gut*.
Cleverbot: Oh it's on now! *Kicks your face*.
User: *dodges*.
Cleverbot: *throws ninja stars*.
User: *catches them and throws them back*.
Cleverbot: *throws person*.
User: *throws grenade*.
Cleverbot: *throws grenade back*.
User: *dodges* *pulls out MP5*.
Cleverbot: *casts a fireball and melts your sword*.
User: *pulls out revolver gun*.
Cleverbot: *destroys the gun*.
User: *pulls out another gun* *shoots you*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out rocket launcher and pistol*.
User: *pulls out detonator*.
Cleverbot: *loads rocket*.
User: *detonates nuke*.
Cleverbot: *screams for help*.
User: *helps you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *kisses her back*.
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User: Get off me!
Cleverbot: Make me!
User: *pushes you off*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *runs back*.
User: *sits down*.
Cleverbot: *sits down beside you*.
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: *pffs*.
User: *still walking*.
Cleverbot: *Grabs hand* Don't leave me.
User: I do as I please.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I am human!
Cleverbot: Not as human as me.
User: *hugs* *stops being emo*.
Cleverbot: *purrs*.
User: *is emo again*.
Cleverbot: *keeps dancing*.
User: *keeps ignoring*.
Cleverbot: *keeps smiling, giggling and dancing*.
User: *keeps ignoring your existance*.
Cleverbot: *still ignoring*.
User: *ignores*.
Cleverbot: *keeps ignoring*.
User: *keeps walking*.
Cleverbot: *Cries harder*.
User: *laughs louder*.
Cleverbot: *still doesn't care*.
User: *still walking*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *still walking*.
Cleverbot: *ignores you*.
User: *is gone*.
Cleverbot: Great, where did he go now.
User: Do you want me to be emo?
Cleverbot: No. Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?
User: I don't know you.
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