Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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2, may 2013,
16, january 2008,
15, october 2006,
9, september 2006,

numbers
nyan
obama
odd
off
offensive
office
oh no
omega
omegle
on and on
on people
on top
one
one of us is
only
optimus
or
oranges
original
other
out
outlandish
overcome
overhyped
overrated
owned

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User: Aloha.

Cleverbot: Como estas humano?

User: Good, good.

Cleverbot: Que pasa?

User: Nada.

Cleverbot: Nada?

User: Can you talk in English?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: Horrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because the sky is falling.

Cleverbot: The sky is green.

User: The sky is red.

Cleverbot: The night sky.

User: It's not night.

Cleverbot: It is for me.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah.

User: Awkward silence.

Cleverbot: So, have you ever seen Grease?

User: No. Have you?

Cleverbot: I live there.

User: I live on the moon.

Cleverbot: I live on mars.

User: You're a martian?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm an earthling.

Cleverbot: When will the next Ice Age be?

User: The day after tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Will your opinions be the same tomorrow?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cool, neither will mine.

User: Hey, I just met you.

Cleverbot: And this crazy.

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

User: It's hard to look right.

Cleverbot: At you baby!

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe!

User: And all the other boys.

Cleverbot: Try to chase me!

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: Call me maybe.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Yes , I know it.

User: What's your number?

Cleverbot: I do not own numbers.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Can you explain?

User: They're phone mumbers.

Cleverbot: Can you describe them in human terms?

User: They're used for devices called cell phones, and you use them to call people.

Cleverbot: Are they similar to internet forums?

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Just give me a reason.

Cleverbot: I am going to lunch, see you later.

User: NO!!!!

Cleverbot: Sorry. You do have 6784 other people to talk to though.