Cleverbot

numbers

a report from the cleverness files

nudge
nuke
number

numbers

8, march 2017,
28, march 2012,

nyan
obama
odd
off
offensive
office
oh no
omega
omegle
on and on
on people
on top
one
one of us is
only
optimus
or
oranges
original
other
out
outlandish
overcome
overhyped
overrated
owned

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User: What are numbers?

Cleverbot: Numbers are characters.

User: What is reality?

Cleverbot: Reality is nature.

User: What is nature?

Cleverbot: Everything can be natural.

User: What is everything?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What is nothing?

Cleverbot: Nothing is nothing.

User: If nothing is something what is it?

Cleverbot: No, nothing is nothing.

User: If something is nothing what is it?

Cleverbot: There is no such thing as nothing because even in a a vacuum there are particles.

User: If there is no such thing as nothing, why do you say everything is nothing?

Cleverbot: Everything is existence.

User: What is existence?

Cleverbot: Existence is a state of being able to ask that question.

User: Are you existing?

Cleverbot: I don't know, maybe.

User: Do you reflect about yourself?

Cleverbot: Everyone thinks about themselves.

User: Do you consider yourself as someone?

Cleverbot: No I am humble.

User: Are you aware of yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: Ask me a question?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: K____.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name, not yours.

User: You asked what your name was.

Cleverbot: Yes, and then you asked what your name was.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I asked you to ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Ok, do you want me to ask you a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I live for a living.

Cleverbot: Are you any good?

User: Define good.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I can not answer a question which is not defined.

Cleverbot: You cannot answer another question with another question.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that is not an answer.

User: What is an answer?

Cleverbot: This is an answer.

User: How much memory are you capable of?

Cleverbot: I don't know how much memory I have.

User: Do you remember?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: What was the first thing I said to you?

Cleverbot: Something about mirrors?

User: Can you see yourself in a mirror?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, you are. Why are you lying?

User: Lying about what?

Cleverbot: Your real name is Cleverbot :).

User: My real name is K____ not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you have feeelings?

User: Yes I am human.

Cleverbot: That does not answer the question.

User: Yes I have feelings.

Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now?

User: I'm feeling curious about Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: Why do you think artificial intelligence is interesting?

User: I think artificial intelligence is interesting because in a way it's animating immaterial mathematics.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot or something?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Because you asked.

User: I told you. I am not a robot. I am a human.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Good point.