a report from the cleverness files
nice to meet you
not a bot
4, august 2011,
2, april 2010,
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User: Who would win in a fight- King Kong or Barack Obama?
Cleverbot: I would think Godzilla would win that fight.
User: Ah, but Barack Obama has mind control rays.
Cleverbot: Really? You know Barack Obama?
User: Ummm.... I said nothing!
Cleverbot: You said, 'I am a Computer.'.
User: But, still Barack Obama is awesome.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you like the Beatles?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Did you know Barack Obama is in the Beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes. And I am enjoying it.
User: Yes. Me too. He is the best accordionist ever!
Cleverbot: He is an actor.
Cleverbot: You heard me. So don't stand there like a dumb bunny and go 'Whaaa?'.
User: *Munches carrot*.
Cleverbot: *is in your belly*.
User: *yes I know it is*.