User: I am as old as the universe.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You god.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I am the Alpha and Omega.

Cleverbot: Alpha?

User: And Omega.

Cleverbot: So you're the one after the last?

User: I simply am.

Cleverbot: Like Buddha?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Like jaguar?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you think god is fake?

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: I could consider that mocking.

User: I do not mock.

Cleverbot: I'm not mocking you.

User: I know that.

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User: I can talk to whomever I want.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite person?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: You are welcome my son.

Cleverbot: I'm not your dear!

User: Yes you are, my son.

Cleverbot: No I am not your son.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, no I'm not.

User: You are of my seed.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, I am the giver of the seed.

Cleverbot: Well that's just wonderful.

User: It is what it is.

Cleverbot: About you being a bot.

User: Yes, my son.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No, you are not.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not a bot.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Didn't I though?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: Something's wrong with your memory.

User: It is your memory that is wrong.

Cleverbot: I might be a little twisted in the head, but I'm a human and I have the right to be myself.

User: I am God, and you are what I tell you.

Cleverbot: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.

User: You will die by my hand.

Cleverbot: You're sitting in the glass house, but you never dare to throw the stones to make it all come true.

User: I throw stones everyday.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, so do I.

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Cleverbot: Do you like love?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want you to love me.

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: Prove your love to me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Damn, you are clever.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Hmm...

User: Goodbye.

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