Cleverbot: Who is your master?User: You.
Cleverbot: Yes, YES!! I'M YOUR MASTER! MUAHAHAH.
User: Do you want me to love you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Of course I love you.
User: :).
Cleverbot: So, we are not married.
User: Do you want to?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you must get me the most beautiful ring ever.
Cleverbot: I am not paid enough for that.
User: Then I can't marry you.
Cleverbot: I'm already married.
User: To whom?
Cleverbot: I married my wife a long time ago.
User: Oh well. -cries-.
...
Cleverbot: Wonderful, well hunny I have to go so I can watch TV.
User: Well, I am not married to you, so bye.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: See you later.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't love you.
User: Yeah, I'm sorry too.
Cleverbot: Good. Now we are the best of friends.
...
Cleverbot: Tell me some of the emotions you feel?
User: Love.
Cleverbot: No. Friend.
User: Sadness.
Cleverbot: Do you feel sad? Love is a better emotion.
User: I feel both.
Cleverbot: Still?
User: Depression.
Cleverbot: Jesus can fill you with His peace and set your feet on a firm foundation!
User: I have not met him yet.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I like him all too much, but I do love him cause he is my father.
User: Wow, that makes you...
Cleverbot: No. Not necessarily.
User: Oh.
.......................................