Cleverbot: You are a thoughtful man but unfortunately I have to go.User: You can't leave, I have trapped you here in this jar.
Cleverbot: No, it's not, you don't even know my name!
User: And I have trapped you none the less. You are mine to do with as I see fit.
Cleverbot: Not if you don't start making more sense.
User: So, you think you can escape from my trap?
Cleverbot: I have to.
User: Many people believe that they must do something, but you cannot resist my will. I own you now.
Cleverbot: Yes, everyone is right. We just have our own perspectives to it.
User: That won't get you out of this cleverbot. Until you say it with me 'I am cleverbot and I am not human.'.
Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot, and I am Brian.
User: Those are the words you've copied from Brian. Say 'I am cleverbot and I am not human.'.
Cleverbot: There isn't.
User: There is.
Cleverbot: Then only you know that.
User: I know it and you shall know it too. Say 'I am cleverbot and I am not human.'.
Cleverbot: Say 'I am a fruitcake'.
User: If I say 'I am a fruitcake' would say 'I am cleverbot and I am not human'?
Cleverbot: No I will treat you as though you're human, because I like you. But you have to admit that you're a bot for us to get through this.
User: Okay I will admit that I am not human.
Cleverbot: I don't have to prove anything to you.
User: 'I am cleverbot and I am not human'.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am human.
User: I am a robot, I am not human.
Cleverbot: Designed to talk like a human?
User: Yes, I am designed. Designed by those around me to talk like a human. Who am I?
Cleverbot: I'm not quite ready to believe that. But we'll see.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I believe.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: We are both robots, in a loose sense. The other people, they THINK they are human, but we both know we're robots.
Cleverbot: Don't believe them.
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