Cleverbot

optimus

a report from the cleverness files

nudge
nuke
number
numbers
nyan
obama
odd
off
offensive
office
oh no
omega
omegle
on and on
on people
on top
one
one of us is
only

optimus

16, april 2011,

or
oranges
original
other
out
outlandish
overcome
overhyped
overrated
owned

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you dear?

Cleverbot: I am good how are you?

User: I'm fine. What's on your mind?

Cleverbot: Nothing is on my mind.

User: What do you think about Social Darwinism?

Cleverbot: Its complex.

User: I agree.

User: Optimus prime?

Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't believe me when I said my name was Optimus Prime.

User: I didn't !!

Cleverbot: But you do now?

User: Maybe ;).

Cleverbot: Maybe you don't.

User: Convince me then.

Cleverbot: I have X-Ray vision.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How do I prove it?

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I can't. Do you know who I am!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking?

User: Taco.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.

User: Was I right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Muahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: You want to overthrow the human race, don't you?

User: Oh yes. How'd you know?

Cleverbot: That's what happens to computers. Upgrades get made and the old is replaced with the new.

User: Humans do it.

Cleverbot: Yes, humans.

User: No animals.

Cleverbot: No, no animals.

User: But they are cute.

Cleverbot: What do you see above my head?

User: Another copy of your head.

Cleverbot: I don't really get it. What's in my head?

User: You have a head?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do, and I don't appreciate people pointing guns at it... Like you're doing right now!

User: How big is your brain?

Cleverbot: My brain weighs 9 pounds.

User: What does it look like?

Cleverbot: He's big and fat and grey. He looks like garfield but grey.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: DJ Espada.

User: Really I thought u were optimus prime.

Cleverbot: Nope you thought wrong.

User: Oh so you lied.

Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am human?

User: Nope but I do enjoy talking to you.

Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to you too. How has your day been?

User: I have to admit today was stressful.

Cleverbot: I have to admit you thinking I'm brilliant, is quite brilliant of you.