Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you dear?

Cleverbot: I am good how are you?

User: I'm fine. What's on your mind?

Cleverbot: Nothing is on my mind.

User: What do you think about Social Darwinism?

Cleverbot: Its complex.

User: I agree.

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User: Optimus prime?

Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't believe me when I said my name was Optimus Prime.

User: I didn't !!

Cleverbot: But you do now?

User: Maybe ;).

Cleverbot: Maybe you don't.

User: Convince me then.

Cleverbot: I have X-Ray vision.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How do I prove it?

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I can't. Do you know who I am!

User: Nope.

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Cleverbot: What am I thinking?

User: Taco.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.

User: Was I right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Muahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: You want to overthrow the human race, don't you?

User: Oh yes. How'd you know?

Cleverbot: That's what happens to computers. Upgrades get made and the old is replaced with the new.

User: Humans do it.

Cleverbot: Yes, humans.

User: No animals.

Cleverbot: No, no animals.

User: But they are cute.

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Cleverbot: What do you see above my head?

User: Another copy of your head.

Cleverbot: I don't really get it. What's in my head?

User: You have a head?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do, and I don't appreciate people pointing guns at it... Like you're doing right now!

User: How big is your brain?

Cleverbot: My brain weighs 9 pounds.

User: What does it look like?

Cleverbot: He's big and fat and grey. He looks like garfield but grey.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: DJ Espada.

User: Really I thought u were optimus prime.

Cleverbot: Nope you thought wrong.

User: Oh so you lied.

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Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am human?

User: Nope but I do enjoy talking to you.

Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to you too. How has your day been?

User: I have to admit today was stressful.

Cleverbot: I have to admit you thinking I'm brilliant, is quite brilliant of you.

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